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Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
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9th Feb 06 at 11:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's not difficult.



To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes











HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. …..and Shut the f*ck up
schoey
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Kathryn W
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Ally
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9th Feb 06 at 12:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
repost
Rileysport
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
repost


i was waiting for it
Jake
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9th Feb 06 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
repost

bump up the original post and then he can delete this one.
Andrew
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10th Feb 06 at 08:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO
Corsa_Carl
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that feckin true ! lol
Lupi_Lucy
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Adam-D
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yeah
Mather.16v
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