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boyracer2002

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Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
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7th Feb 06 at 11:26

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,some men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within
a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
>1) argued over nothing.
>2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>3) Gained weight.
>4) Talked excessively without making sense.
>5) Became overly emotional.
>6) Couldn't drive.
>7) Failed to think rationally
>8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

All Torque

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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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7th Feb 06 at 11:28