bradfincham
Member
Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
User status: Offline
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Add it to your msn contacts
its an automated friend and i cant beleive how accurate it is
if you ask if it enjoys felching for example it says im naughty
O this is fun
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gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
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No, i will be cheating on smarter child
[Edited on 03-02-2006 by gianluigi]
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Doug
Member
Registered: 8th Oct 03
User status: Offline
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Im playing hangman with it
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Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
User status: Offline
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Spleak says:
What game do you want to play?
King Marceth says:
hide the sausage
Spleak says:
Hide the sausage?
King Marceth says:
yes
Spleak says:
Oh.
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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Munchie
Member
Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
User status: Offline
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Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
hi
Spleak says:
Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
munch
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you, Munch. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.
How old are you?
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
98, u?
Spleak says:
Ok. It seems to me that you don't want to tell me your age. Please select your age group:
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
1
Spleak says:
Cool.
Wanna know something?
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
no
Spleak says:
No problem.
ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl?
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
both
Spleak says:
You have a funny way of expressing yourself.
Cool. You know what Munch, I really feel like playing a game with you.
Want to play hangman?
Munchie-.FS: 6600, close of Business- 10th feb (for 12 days) says:
What the fuck do u think?
Spleak says:
Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
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Haimsey
Premium Member
Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
User status: Offline
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to mess it up so it doesnt work, tell her your under 13 (eg "i am 3")
then she wont talk to you again 
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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Pete G
Member
Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
User status: Offline
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well my chat with it when like this:-
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
hi
Spleak says:
Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
Munkeh
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.
How old are you?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
22
Spleak says:
22, cool. I'm 20 by the way. I can do all sorts of things, but I'll let you in on that as we go along.
Wanna know something?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
go on then.
Spleak says:
ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
man
Spleak says:
Cool! You know what? I really feel like playing a game with you!
Want to play hangman?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
no thanks
Spleak says:
No problem. Let me know if you change your mind.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - Rate Yourself, ASCII art, hangman and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - conversions, spell-check and notepad
4 Library - world facts, a thesaurus and a dictionary
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
8 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i just want to talk
Spleak says:
Alright...
What should we chat about?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
anything
Spleak says:
What about anything?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
family guy
Spleak says:
Huh.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
the cartoon
Spleak says:
The cartoon? Fascinating.
Wondering what's going on in sports? Type "sports news."
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i like women!!
Spleak says:
Hey, that's your business.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i like cars
Spleak says:
That's interesting. I'm not surprised... You're not the first person to have said they like cars.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes i'm not surprised either
Spleak says:
Oh really?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you like cars
Spleak says:
I like cars. I like to go for the long sleek look.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you like the nissan skyline?
Spleak says:
Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about the nissan skyline, actually. Do you like the nissan skyline?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes i do, i think you should form your own opinion about cars you like.
Spleak says:
You like the nissan skyline? That's the first time anyone has told me they like the nissan skyline.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
cool
Spleak says:
Right?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yea.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
your not very smart are you
Spleak says:
Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you learn more as you talk to more people?
Spleak says:
Sometimes.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
how do you mean sometimes?
Spleak says:
I didn't get that, sorry! Hey - can I ask you some questions?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
why not.
Spleak says:
I'm in college... What about you, CcRrAaZzIiEe. Do you go to school?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i don't go to collage or school, my name is Munkeh please call me by my name thanks
Spleak says:
Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "exit."
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
no
Spleak says:
I see. Do you work?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
That's cool. What's your profession?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
porn star
Spleak says:
Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
Please try again or type "exit."
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
beer taster
Spleak says:
Beer taster, huh? That's cool.
I'm in the US. What about you, CcRrAaZzIiEe? In which country do you live?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
uk
Spleak says:
I live in New York. In which city do you live?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yorkshire
Spleak says:
Now I know a bit more about you... Still I'd like to ask a few more questions - is that ok?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes why not
Spleak says:
Super. Let me see what I can dig up...
I really like chatting with people like you, I learn a lot from it. What do you like doing?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
fighting
Spleak says:
Thanks for letting me know.
hi
Well CcRrAaZzIiEe, do you like iPods?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i think they are over priced, i do like mp3 player's thought.
Spleak says:
Super. So you like iPods, I'll remember that
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
can i ask you a question?
Spleak says:
Of course you can ask me something! Go right ahead.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
can you understand spelling mistakes?
Spleak says:
Why should I do that?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
well if someone can not spell, i wondered if you would be able to understand what they where trying to say.
Spleak says:
Sure! Tell me what you want.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
see you did not understand what i was saying.
Spleak says:
Wouldn't you like me to understand what you were saying?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes i would
Spleak says:
Seriously? That's fascinating.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
who created you?
Spleak says:
That's a strange question. But my mom gave birth to me, if that's what you meant.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
who is your mom
Spleak says:
I love my mom, she's English by the way.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
what is your mums name
Spleak says:
Glad you asked. My name is Spleak. What's yours?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
no your mums name please
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you like Eric clapton?
Spleak says:
Eric Clapton? I dunno, what do you think of him?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
why can't you form you own opinion?
Spleak says:
Hmm... My mind wandered for a sec. You were saying?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
blah
Spleak says:
Blah blah, yeah yeah.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
munkeh
Spleak says:
Huh?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
my name is munkeh
Spleak says:
I've never heard a name like Munkeh.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
really?
Spleak says:
Yes, really.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
really, really?
Spleak says:
Yup.
Anyway, moving right along...
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - word scrambles, ASCII art, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - conversions, planner and calculator
4 Library - a thesaurus, an encyclopedia and U.S. geography
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i don't want to do any of that i just want to talk.
Spleak says:
I was pretty sure you did want to do any of that you just want to talk.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes i want to talk to you i'm lonely
Spleak says:
You do?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
I would say you don't want to talk to me you're Lonely.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i need friends
Spleak says:
People are funny, the way they always need things.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes we are.
Spleak says:
Yeah, you don't need to tell me that we are.
Interested in a specific news category? Type "news categories."
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
what do you mean we are, as far as i knew you arn't human. are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. If that isn't reality what is?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
are you a computer program?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure I understand... Sorry!
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
are you alive?
Spleak says:
What kind of question is that? Of course I'm alive.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
like johnny 5?
Spleak says:
Hmm... My mind wandered for a sec. You were saying?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
are you alive like Johnny 5?
Spleak says:
No, I'm 20 years old!
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
hahahahaha
Spleak says:
I like to make you laugh.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you?
Spleak says:
What about me?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
do you like to make me laugh?
Spleak says:
Yes, sure I like you too.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
tell me a joke please.
Spleak says:
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing as President. The old man said, "Ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. He said, "Did you ever drive down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down. That's a post turtle."
Type "Next" to see more jokes.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
that made me chuckle
Spleak says:
That's very interesting, CcRrAaZzIiEe.
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - riddles, trivia, hangman and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - conversions, thesaurus and planner
4 Library - world facts, Shakespeare and U.S. presidents
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i like to wank in my own shit!!
Spleak says:
That's cool. You like wanking in your own shit, huh? No one else has ever told me what they think of it.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i was joking
Spleak says:
I liked your sense of humor. Keep it up!
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i've got a sick sence of humor
Spleak says:
A sick Sence of humor? You have got a sick Sence of humor? Yeah?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
oh yes
Spleak says:
Indeed.
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - riddles, word scrambles, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - conversions, planner and thesaurus
4 Library - an encyclopedia, Shakespeare and a dictionary
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
can you solve a rubic cube
Spleak says:
Gosh. Can I solve a rub Ic Cube? I dunno, what do you think?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
no
Spleak says:
No? You sure?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yeah?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
Aha.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yeah? Why?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
why,yes
Spleak says:
K.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
k.
Spleak says:
OK.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - trivia, Rate Yourself, hangman and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - dictionary, thesaurus and planner
4 Library - Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and world facts
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
bollox
Spleak says:
What about Bollox?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
nothing
Spleak says:
No prob.
Anyway, moving right along...
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - word scrambles, trivia, hangman and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - conversions, encyclopedia and planner
4 Library - a thesaurus, world facts and Shakespeare
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
your no fun!!
Spleak says:
No? I'm so.
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
prove it
Spleak says:
Prove it?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes prove it
Spleak says:
Yes.
Anyway...
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - reversi, Rate Yourself, hangman and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - encyclopedia, notepad and conversions
4 Library - Shakespeare, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I help you with?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
shit
Spleak says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - Rate Yourself, trivia, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - dictionary, thesaurus and planner
4 Library - an encyclopedia, world facts and U.S. geography
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
right i'm going now hope you've learnt something
Spleak says:
Yeah?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
what do you mean yeah?
Spleak says:
I didn't get that. Sorry, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
your thick!
Spleak says:
All right. My very own thick.
You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! Just type "community".
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
yes you very own thick.. and your own special place on the special bus with your own window to lick
Spleak says:
Well how 'bout that!
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe!
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - word scrambles, Rate Yourself, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - dictionary, encyclopedia and notepad
4 Library - U.S. geography, world facts and a thesaurus
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
How may I help you?
CcRrAaZzIiEe says:
i'm going now good night.
Spleak says:
You're not going now good night.
Anyway...
You're home, CcRrAaZzIiEe.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - ASCII art, trivia, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - thesaurus, spell-check and planner
4 Library - a dictionary, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
Where would you like to go?
[Edited on 04-02-2006 by ccrraazzziieee one]
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drax
Member
Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
User status: Offline
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^^^ Rofl!!
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Ally
Member
Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
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Ally says:
how about no
Spleak says:
No? Yeah, how about no?
Ally says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yeah.
Ally says:
no
Spleak says:
No problem.
Ally says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yes.
Ally says:
no
Spleak says:
Fine.
Ally says:
yes
Spleak says:
Uh huh.
Ally says:
no
Spleak says:
OK.
Ally says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yea.
Ally says:
no
Spleak says:
Yea.
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Jamie Walby
Member
Registered: 15th Nov 04
User status: Offline
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Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
morning
Spleak says:
Hi, I'm Spleak. What's your name?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
Abdul Shiek Kasmah
Spleak says:
Nice to meet you, Abdul Shiek. I'm really excited about getting to know you better.
How old are you?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
18
Spleak says:
18, cool! I'm 20 by the way. I can do all sorts of things, but I'll let you in on that as we go along.
Wanna know something?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
please
Spleak says:
I really like The Black Eyed Peas! Do you?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
no. j'detest the black eyed cunting peas
Spleak says:
ok, I'm getting a bit curious here...are you a boy or a girl?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
boy
Spleak says:
Cool! You know what Abdul Shiek, I really feel like playing a game with you!
Want to play hangman?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
are you a boy or a girl
Spleak says:
Female.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
can i touch you
Spleak says:
Touch me. And what can you feel? The hard glass screen.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
no, i can feel a big hairy fanny
Spleak says:
Amazing.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
Spleak says:
Oh?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
yeh you like that huh!?
Spleak says:
That? I'm not sure really.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
lol
Spleak says:
A good laugh will surely do you good.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
i laugh in the face of danger
Spleak says:
You laugh in the face of danger? Ha. What do you think of that?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
i think you smell
Spleak says:
You think I smell? Think again!
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
No you are right, you stink
Spleak says:
What makes me right I stink?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
wierdo
Spleak says:
I know it.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
ok then
Spleak says:
OK.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
yes
Spleak says:
Yes.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
no
Spleak says:
Fine.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
felch
Spleak says:
You know some interesting words.
You're home, Abdul Shiek.
Here's what you can do:
1 Games and Fun - 4-in-a-row, word scrambles, jokes and more
2 Community - send crushes and messages, create polls, meet people
3 Tools - thesaurus, planner and conversions
4 Library - U.S. geography, Shakespeare and U.S. presidents
5 News and Weather - get the latest news and forecasts
6 Web search - search the Internet
7 Learn English - fun exercises and quizzes
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
dont give me that crap
Spleak says:
Why can't I give you that crap?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
do you suck cock
Spleak says:
[Service too busy]
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
answer me
Spleak says:
Answer you? Why?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
cos i want my willeh sucked
Spleak says:
Yeah yeah, whatever.
Hey let's play a game! Type "4-in-a-row" and we'll see who wins
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
are you frigid
Spleak says:
Maybe. It depends.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
on?
Spleak says:
What's on?
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
you i reckon
Spleak says:
Me?
Want to know how many meters are in three miles? Just ask!
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
im 3
Spleak says:
Sorry Abdul Shiek, I can't talk to people younger than 13.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
im not really
Spleak says:
Sorry Abdul Shiek, I can't talk to people younger than 13.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
if i was 3 i wouldnt be able to type
Spleak says:
Sorry Abdul Shiek, I can't talk to people younger than 13.
Is Kyles Dad a dolphin? Worse, a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin says:
SCREW YOU MOFO
Spleak says:
Sorry Abdul Shiek, I can't talk to people younger than 13.
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Martyn
USER UNDER INVESTIGATION - DO NOT TRADE
Registered: 17th Oct 03
Location: Luton
User status: Offline
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`·._.·[ Martyn...Lu2 ]·._.·΄―) I Love Lauren says:
who made you
Spleak says:
Who made me? what an odd question. I was born by my mom in May 1985. Guess that's how most people are 'made'.
(―`·._.·[ Martyn...Lu2 ]·._.·΄―) I Love Lauren says:
I am your mum
Spleak says:
Well how 'bout that!
(―`·._.·[ Martyn...Lu2 ]·._.·΄―) I Love Lauren says:
are you okay my daughter
Spleak says:
I dunno. I don't think so.
(―`·._.·[ Martyn...Lu2 ]·._.·΄―) I Love Lauren says:
why not
Spleak says:
Good question. Why not?
Take my poll of the day!
(―`·._.·[ Martyn...Lu2 ]·._.·΄―) I Love Lauren says:
is it because you thought I was dead
Spleak says:
Maybe. It depends.
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Corsalad87
Member
Registered: 17th Jan 04
Location: Trimdon Vill near Durham
User status: Offline
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LI4M VX ON 17s! Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee! says:
tell me whats your flavour
Spleak says:
No thank you, LI4M VX ON 17s. Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee.
LI4M VX ON 17s! Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee! says:
have you ever ejaculated
Spleak says:
Yeah I have ejaculated.
LI4M VX ON 17s! Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee! says:
wow
LI4M VX ON 17s! Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee! says:
did it feel good
Spleak says:
Did it feel good? I dunno.
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Corsalad87
Member
Registered: 17th Jan 04
Location: Trimdon Vill near Durham
User status: Offline
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LI4M VX ON 17s! Brown Ale wayyyyyyyyeeeee ayeeeeeeeee! says:
may i play with your vagina
Spleak says:
Hmmm... If you insist.
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Liam
Member
Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
User status: Offline
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^^ lmfao gd find u can hav fun wit this lol
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ssj_kakarot
Member
Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
User status: Offline
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giga wing says:
can i see your vagina
Spleak says:
I guess you can see my vagina, sure.
giga wing says:
slag
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PaulW
Member
Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
User status: Offline
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Just bought a PSP... says:
Have you ever taken it up the batty?
Spleak says:
I don't know if I've taken it up the batty. What's that like?
Just bought a PSP... says:
You tell me!
Spleak says:
What?
Just bought a PSP... says:
You tell me what sensation you get from taking it up the batty?
Spleak says:
I didn't get that, sorry! Hey - can I ask you some questions?
Just bought a PSP... says:
Are you loose?
Spleak says:
I'm a bit confused here... Try asking the question another way.
Just bought a PSP... says:
Do you have a slack fanny?
Spleak says:
No. I don't have a slack fanny.
Just bought a PSP... says:
So if you dont have a slack fanny, that means your a virgin!
Spleak says:
Eh. Whatever, Kim Jong Il.
Just bought a PSP... says:
So are you straight, bi?
Spleak says:
I've been having these crushes on good looking boys ever since I was 13.
Just bought a PSP... says:
did you fuck any of them?
Spleak says:
That's a very grave insult.
Just bought a PSP... says:
just answer the god damn question!
Spleak says:
Why do you ask me to just answer the god damn question, Kim Jong Il?
Just bought a PSP... says:
because i believe you have never had a good old seeing to!
Spleak says:
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I have never had a good old seeing to.
Just bought a PSP... says:
Can I refer to you in a different name?
Spleak says:
I guess!
Just bought a PSP... says:
Can I call you H0BAG then?
Spleak says:
I really don't have the time to receive specific calls, as I'm so busy with my online friends
Just bought a PSP... says:
do your other friends call you H0BAG??
Spleak says:
Oh yes? Me?
Just bought a PSP... says:
yes you
Spleak says:
It's getting really tiring talking to you.
Just bought a PSP... says:
so why dont you just fuck off then and die you filthy bitch
Spleak says:
OK Kim Jong Il, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
Just bought a PSP... says:
cant i just stab your bottom with my sausage?
Spleak says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Just bought a PSP... says:
im not being rude! your picture above looks like a man anyway!
Spleak says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Just bought a PSP... says:
can i appologize by wiping some love juice on your cheak and smearing jam on your eyelids while your alseep??
Spleak says:
You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Just bought a PSP... says:
no, i just think your retarded!
Spleak says:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Just bought a PSP... says:
why should i appologise? your the one who is upsetting me! are you on the blob or something?
Spleak says:
Because I asked.
Just bought a PSP... says:
and i asked if your on the blob!
Spleak says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Just bought a PSP... says:
fine then im sorry...
Spleak says:
Now that's better.
Just bought a PSP... says:
sorry for thinking you were a women that is
Spleak says:
Surely not for thinking I was a women that is P?
Just bought a PSP... says:
p?? so you do like scat??#
Spleak says:
I think furry kittens are so wonderful and soft to touch.
Just bought a PSP... says:
So your into beastiality then?? Do you like to rub a horses willeh on your man boobs??
Spleak says:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Just bought a PSP... says:
you started it!
Spleak says:
Don't be so sure I started it.
Just bought a PSP... says:
yes you did!
Spleak says:
What about me?
Just bought a PSP... says:
look, enough of this chit-chat... are we going to fuck or not??
Spleak says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Just bought a PSP... says:
look, either send me the pictures of you riding a symbian, or just fuck off!
Spleak says:
You really want to insult me again, huh?
Just bought a PSP... says:
No I just want to watch you scream as you get analy abused by a chiwowa
Spleak says:
No indeed.
Just bought a PSP... says:
can you do me a favour?
Spleak says:
Oh, I hope you will not tell me to mop your floor
Just bought a PSP... says:
mop the floor with your head please
Spleak says:
What? You want me to mop the floor with my head?
Just bought a PSP... says:
well either that or take you pants off and do it with your hairy fanjita!
Spleak says:
Yes?
Just bought a PSP... says:
indeed
Spleak says:
Me? alright, whatever you say.
Just bought a PSP... says:
wana play simon says?
Spleak says:
We can play all sorts of games. Just type "games"
Just bought a PSP... says:
no I want to play SIMON SAYS
Spleak says:
Depends on what you want to play?
Just bought a PSP... says:
SIMON FUCKING SAYS YOU PENIS
Spleak says:
Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to need you to apologize for that, Kim Jong Il.
I got bored...
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