corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Tuesday Joke


New Topic

New Poll
  Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Tuesday Joke
leeshez
Member

Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
31st Jan 06 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.

But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

Nismo
Member

Registered: 12th Sep 02
User status: Offline
31st Jan 06 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jason Iles
Member

Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
31st Jan 06 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ojc
Member

Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
User status: Offline
31st Jan 06 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Andrew
Member

Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
User status: Offline
1st Feb 06 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Heather
Member

Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
User status: Offline
1st Feb 06 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not really that funny but i will give you a smiley face for trying !
Kathryn W
Member

Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
User status: Offline
1st Feb 06 at 13:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Rob126
Member

Registered: 18th Feb 05
Location: Mellieha, Malta Drives: Corsa D 1.4
User status: Offline
1st Feb 06 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haimsey
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
User status: Offline
1st Feb 06 at 16:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote




Marcy Marc

White Sport Progress Thread

 
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Tuesday Joke 25 database queries in 0.0315549 seconds