Butler
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Joe has inspired me to start a thread, share with CS your funniest conversations via U2U 
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Should i paint my car pink with yellow spots or keep it silver? your advice would be appreciated
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thats sooo 05 my friend, green and purple stripes are going to be in this summer
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Ok thanks, your advice has been grately appreciated. I shall get it booked into the bodyshop
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word on the street is that bodyshops have gone mainstream, gettii suggest crayola my first sticker factory in order to make the graphics and id get a good old fashioned signmaker to fit them
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I meant bodyshop who make natural shampoos and bodywash, they could create some wacky colours then im gona get a naked black man painted onto the roof
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make sure hes got a big willy, you dont want to look like a twat
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yeah im basing it on Dennis 'the dong' Rodman
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sxi16vjoe
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How did I inspire you
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CorsAsh
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Deleted all my good ones, like the one when 3CM invited me to stand behind him and wank him off in front of a mirror like his ex used to do whilst he brushed his teeth... 
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Joe
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Me and Corsash had a good one about being connoisseurs:
Corsash - I like to think of us as being connoisseurs...
No way I'd have fibregalss tat on my car.
Me - haha yeah, im gona start smoking cigars in my car just so i look richer and wearing a padded smoking jacket
Corsash - See, I'm gonna go one better and drive round in carpet slippers whilst smoking a pipe.
Me - haha just thought you know what would be the best in car modification, shag pile carpets!! I'd like that
Corsash - FPMSL
I'm gonna have a sheepskin rug. And a fireplace. Yeah, take out my cente console and have a log fire instead. Awesome.
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Butler
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CorsAsh
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I'd forgotten about that one.
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3CorsaMeal
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From: Ian
To: 3CorsaMeal
Sent: 06-01-2006 at 17:59
Message: Hi, I've had one, abuse of u2us means you lose the ability to send them. Ta.
funniest u2u i've had
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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what was that all about???
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3CorsaMeal
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i'm rude dog and your my dweebs
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CorsAsh
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Ian's u2u's generally tend to be the best one liners:
"Hi, change the sig please, taa."
"Hi, delete [insert picture name here] from your garage please, taa."
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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Me and 3CM just had the best U2U chat ever
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LET’TTTTTTTTTTTS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TIME WARP YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
lmfao, imagine the fun 
CS can-can must be arranged
that was soo totally rock shall we post in events and meets?
i'm humming the lemmings soundtrack already....
FPMSL what these bad boys
u must remember lemmings
I remember the game but not the theme tune  I feel deprived as a child i'm gonna beat my Mum when I get home, for this crime 
stomp on her like a footy hooligan while pretending to be Vinnie jones in lock stock
always works
I was thinking what evers for tea say for instance pizza, smack the bitch in the face with it custard pie style
include some spitting in her face too
Yesh the look on her face would be similar to this
fpmsl (actually made a funny breathing noise)
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3CorsaMeal
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we always do jess 
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Jason Iles
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
we always do jess
They go way off topic to be fare we started off with the time warp, by the end I wanted to smash my mum in the face with a pizza
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3CorsaMeal
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we always do jess
They go way off topic to be fare we started off with the time warp, by the end I wanted to smash my mum in the face with a pizza
i like to explore every avenue
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Jason Iles
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I love you
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--Dave--
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lmao
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3CorsaMeal
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funny thing is, you look like this lad i know who i really hate
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dave17
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i have some interesting ones with -dave- 
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Jason Iles
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
funny thing is, you look like this lad i know who i really hate
No, I am the one you hate
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Jason Iles
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Originally posted by dave17
i have some interesting ones with -dave-
I want your cardigan
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dave17
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stick up 4 me then.............
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--Dave--
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i have some interesting ones with -dave-
I want your cardigan
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