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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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5th Jan 06 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who smell of apple juice

This happens more often than youd think, why


Is there a sudden craze for aftershave/perfume for apple juice
Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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5th Jan 06 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Apple juice is nice

Got a bottle of it today infact!
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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5th Jan 06 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the peed themselves and it smells of apples
CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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5th Jan 06 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they're all alcoholics and have been drinking cider
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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5th Jan 06 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Apple fetish?
poole
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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5th Jan 06 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
maybe they get naked and cover themselfs in apples just for you.. just maybe.
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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5th Jan 06 at 12:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
clothes made from apples?

maybe ... they are apples in disguise
CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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5th Jan 06 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they all drive cars with apple air fresheners
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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5th Jan 06 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they smoke apple fags and smell of it?
CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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5th Jan 06 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bit off the subject of apples but my office now smells like lynx and no one has sprayed anything but im getting a headache from it
3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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5th Jan 06 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i like saying Appfel
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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5th Jan 06 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lynx is for 13 year olds, its rancid in any guise and doesnt stop you perspiring so u end up smelling like a 13yr old with a BO problem.


This apple craze is annoying me. It smells rough.
CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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5th Jan 06 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
trust me no one i work with is anywhere near the age of 13 and i would rathersmell apples than lynx its making my head hurt
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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5th Jan 06 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
maybe its you mate
Jambo
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Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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5th Jan 06 at 12:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
maybe its you mate


Shit the bed, maybe i actually ate nothing but apples for the last week and i keep farting
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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5th Jan 06 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
done.. mystery solved..

gosh i feel like Scooby Doo.. or maybe Velma
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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5th Jan 06 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats crazy talk
VegasPhil
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Registered: 16th Jan 05
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: Octavia VRS
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5th Jan 06 at 14:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Juicy Fruit?

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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5th Jan 06 at 15:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Put your pork on the counter and say who wants to add apple sauce?
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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5th Jan 06 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u rather they smell of apples or piss???

 
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