L33 LEG
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"nigger"
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CCA
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twin towers does not need an apostraphy(sp) s. and also this is not the tourettes thread
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everytime I found a floppy disk that had been left in a college room, I would destory it. Several times someone came back looking for their floppy disk and couldnt find it, because it was sitting in my pocket all broken to fuck. 
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
well i got a warning cos of a stupid heffer. We did not get on at all, always argue dont know why, but she puhsed me to far in it lecture and ended up picking up the computer chair to throw at her. But me mate calm me down. She just walked out of the room saying shes going to simon to tell.
Did get on with the it lecturer either and he was leaning over me mate, i turned round to say dont do that looks like yr going to kiss her, so he replied with i wont but i kiss u, my reply was sorry dont kiss gorillas. I was gobsmacked it was just a remark cos he was fat.
fpmsl
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Skylined
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Haha that sounds class.
i at college at the mo u given me some gud ideas.
We av a laff aswel eg:
today we were doin a mock exam in a computin lesson and some lad at the front plugged the teachers speakers into his computer and set the 'Soviet National Anthem' going full blast which made the teacher shit himself and fall off his chair. So Funny!
i gonna try that vending machine thing tho, we just run into it at the mo and get free drinks out.
We also keep having a sh1t in the disabled toilet and setting the alarm off and running out. sounds pitiful but tis rather amusing
Any more ideas??
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L33 LEG
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that reminded me of in he comp room, we wer opned stickdeath.com on like 10 computers and turned speakers on full and played a clip on all off them, if uv seen stickdeath.com ul know how loud it is lol
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Skylined
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yea bin on that, we play stuff all time like www.badgerbadgerbadger.com etc and 2day found a happy hardcore version of magical trevor which was funny. That was b4 the soviet national anthem
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L33 LEG
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i wanna go back 
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Simon
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lee do you feel bad about anything you used to do?
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stuartmitchell
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I'm going to college in September for 18 months, all paid though 
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by Simon
lee do you feel bad about anything you used to do?
no 
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by Simon
lee do you feel bad about anything you used to do?
no
fpmsl lee, you un-remorsful (sp) mother fucker
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vibrio
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I been to
stow college 93-95
University of Glasgow 95-98, 99-00, 05-08
nothing really interesting. got caugh having sex in a lecture theater once though 
did wheelies through the corriders a few years back during my MSc on christmas eve
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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
one of the funniest things was probably when there was a gay asian in the art classes, cos he was gay all girls loved him and he jst pissed us all off so sumhow we got a list of telephone numbers from some teachers file and rang up this asian guys dad pretending to be the head teacher lol. saying that he was caught in the toilets wanking another lad off. well about an hour lter a group of teachers found us lol and jst went absolutly sick and we wer all so close to gettin expelled for good this time.
!! That was the funniest shit I've read for a while
Ah I miss college, so different from school / uni. School was totally strict, uni is a bit more grown up, but college you could do anything and teachers didn't give a shit.
We must of caused thousands of pounds worth of damage to so much ... Just smashing mice / keyboards for no reason other than my mate wanting to get rid of rage. And feeding every disk drive / cd drive with copper money / shit until it stopped working
Best was in my mates car, turned the sprayer jets to the side and used to drive around town shouting 'SHAVE YOUR ARSE FACE' and similar weird things to people, then spraying them with the washer jets which shot out the side as we went past.
I remember my mate pulling up next to a cyclist and my mate in the back, wound down the window and slapped him across the back of the end and we drove off
I remember this complete geek wanting to come with us to the pub one day, so we drove him with us for a laugh - tried to get him to drink a dirty pint. Then when he refused all drove off without him. About 2 hours later in a lecture he came in, red faced - huffing and puffing, having run all the way back from this pub miles away
For some reason we used to go and park outside Chesham school and shout "SCRUBBERS!!!" at every kid we saw
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L33 LEG
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paul, colleege was great wernt it. tho those r stories outside the college building, if i was to explain my stories which i did in my car and round town with my college mates then ul get a fuck off big reply
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Simon
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go for it lee, its not like we can think any worse of you now
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L33 LEG
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no way, if u stress about a phone i really think people will hunt me down and kill me for the sh1t iv done. and plus, i really cnt be arsed to write the biggest essay ever
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Skylined
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U know u wanna
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L33 LEG
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no, really i dnt want to
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