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Twiggy
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   29th Dec 05 at 09:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Had this Van up my ass in a 30 so tapped the brakes and put me hazzads on just as a reminder.... Still there so i went down to 25mph Still there...

He then tries to overtake and opps my foot hits the floor and Van Man nearly hits the Central Bollards thingy....

Why are they such bellends? I was doin 30 in a 30 FFS!

barry_kellett99
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29th Dec 05 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cos most of them don't own the white van and treat it as a license to do whatever they want, like drive into your nice new car in a carpark and drive off not owning up to what they did
L33 LEG
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29th Dec 05 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got someone up my ass in a 30 once, i slowed down jst like u did

was a copper

my car then got impounded lol
Rus
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29th Dec 05 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i done this the other day, doing 30, not in a rush just driving home and some fucking bmw was up my arse so at a random point i braked quite sharply, as i did this the bmw was just overtaking then had to turn hard to avode me and hit the kerb. i saw the car jerk about, by this time i was pissing myself. when he corrected himself he burnt off (it was a narrow road)
L33 LEG
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29th Dec 05 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha, well done rus
Twiggy
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29th Dec 05 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i got someone up my ass in a 30 once, i slowed down jst like u did

was a copper

my car then got impounded lol


dohhhh!
Adam-D
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29th Dec 05 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was goin down a 40 on a dual carrigeway in the slow lane, doin 40. and a guy cuts infront of me and slows down, so i pull out and get along side him he is laughing with his 12 year old bird so i drive of and he pulls out and get right up close to the back of my car.
so i slammed on. twat thatll teach him
but no he did it again so, i slammed on again proper hard down to about 10mph he stayed well back then the cunt
his car was a focus worth about 3k mine a nasty £100 fiat diesel, i dont care if he hit me. cunt shudnt have been so close.
L33 LEG
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29th Dec 05 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hardcore adam
Butler
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29th Dec 05 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hehe i did this before to a taxi driver, was at 30 and he moved out to overtake, i stuck and 30 and moved over and blocked him then moved back over to reveal bollards in the middle of the road, was 1am mind
IvIarkgraham
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29th Dec 05 at 20:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got a mondeo do this to me
mazdaspeed
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29th Dec 05 at 23:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I had this guy behind me with his fog lights on in clear weather, so I put my rear fog on to tell him to turn them off. So he put his full beam on. Touché
stinga
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30th Dec 05 at 00:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol
justrials2
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30th Dec 05 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i jus slow down an w8t for them to over take the fooking boot it an laugh at them hahahahahahaha
Kyle T
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30th Dec 05 at 12:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got this from a kid on the way home from college, slammed on and he hit me

He crumpled all his bonnet and grill on his 12 year old corsa, I lost a bit of paint on my towing eye




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nik
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2nd Jan 06 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I did this too. The driver then drove straight into the side of my front wing at 60mph nearly knocking me off the road so I'd just leave them to it - REALLY isn't worth playing games with people, there are some total fuckwits on the road.
Claire
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2nd Jan 06 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What is the point in speeding up when someone goes to overtake you? If there was an accident as a result of you doing that YOU will be in shit.
Slamming brakes on is seriously dangerous, Happened not far from me and the tailgating car hit the one which had applied brakes (for no reason). The tailgating car then lost control and ended up wedged under a crash barrier with a dead driver. The bloke who slammed on went to prison for dangerous driving.

Tailgating is a dick thing to do but retaliating is even worse imo. Just increase the gap between you and the car in front.
gavin18787
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2nd Jan 06 at 12:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

true

BTW is that plane in your pic called jumbo?

Brings back childhood memories that does


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