mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: lincolnshire Drives: 1997 C12NZ
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just had my christmas lunch,, and the traditional craker that goes with it
not forgetting the usual shoot jokes that are within 
mine was:
"what does an auctioneer need to know??"
"..lots"
shoot, soo shoot 
who thinks of this crap?? lol 
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Marc D
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
snow balls 
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Corsalad87
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Registered: 17th Jan 04
Location: Trimdon Vill near Durham
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i had that joke in mine!!! Got a metal magic trick included too!
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Rob_Scarborough
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Whats brown and knocks on your window??? A poo on stilts.... Nothing to do with xmas at all, laughed like hell though
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mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
i had that joke in mine!!! Got a metal magic trick included too!
mine was a bizarre bent paperclip, that was required to be separated.. i actually quite enjoyed it lol
..oh and happy christmas CS 
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Corsalad87
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Registered: 17th Jan 04
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i think we got the same crackers
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mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: lincolnshire Drives: 1997 C12NZ
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quote:
Originally posted by corsaboy87
i think we got the same crackers
sweeet baby jesuss
lol
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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quote:
Originally posted by mattyross
just had my christmas lunch,, and the traditional craker that goes with it
not forgetting the usual shoot jokes that are within
mine was:
"what does an auctioneer need to know??"
"..lots"
i got that one
shoot, soo shoot
who thinks of this crap?? lol
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mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: lincolnshire Drives: 1997 C12NZ
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this simply is the most popular cracker joke, no contest lol
quite scary when you think about it lol
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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You must admitit you laugh, not because its funny but how pathetic they are 
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mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
Location: lincolnshire Drives: 1997 C12NZ
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
You must admitit you laugh, not because its funny but how pathetic they are
so bad its good innit
guess thats why we still have them
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
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Mine was:
Why didnt the skelenton go to the party...
Because he had nobody to go with
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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I had, what type of reptil is best at arithmatic?
An adder
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Nath
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Location: MK
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My crackers contained:
- a quote by a famous person
- trivia question
- charade 
- and 'guess the eyes' with a small pic of a famous person
Fucking messed up.
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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Q - what animals need oiling?
A - Mice, because they squeak...
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Q - What do you call a dog without a tail?
A - A Hotdog.
Q - Where do cows visit on a sunday?
A - The movies
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Sly_SRi
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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Reading, UK Drives: Corsa C
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whats the difference between a man and a brussel sprout?
One of them is tasteless and smells awful, the other is a nutritious vegetable.
Corsa C Z20Let
Black Sleeper Turbo Project
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