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SteveW
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21st Dec 05 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
3CorsaMeal
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21st Dec 05 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
don't believe it
Butler
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21st Dec 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is that true?
Carr
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21st Dec 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I love Chuck
Jamie Walby
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21st Dec 05 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes it is, I was told this story by a prostitue on Monday night
Carr
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21st Dec 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Yes it is, I was told this story by a prostitue on Monday night


Am I that bad that you have resorted to paying for better sex
SteveW
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21st Dec 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought it was true.. he is an extreme kinda guy
Icy
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21st Dec 05 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was jus out the 100mile radius
SteveW
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21st Dec 05 at 16:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you were lucky then Ian
Jamie Walby
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21st Dec 05 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carr
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Yes it is, I was told this story by a prostitue on Monday night


Am I that bad that you have resorted to paying for better sex


I didnt accept, Its an amusing story, I will post about it later
Carr
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21st Dec 05 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Post about it now

 
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