leeshez
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>> Cardiff Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
>> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
>> difficult
> to handle.
>>
>> Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem. The gorilla
was
>> on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the
>> species available.
>>
>> While reflecting on their problem the Zoo management noticed Gareth,
>> a
> big Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
>> machinery. Gareth, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but
> seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY
> species.
>
>> So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
>>
>> Gareth was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to
have
>> a sh*g with the gorilla for £500 ?
>>
>> Gareth showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
>> matter over carefully. The following day, Gareth announced that he
>> would accept their offer, only under three conditions:
>>
>> "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. "
>>
>> "Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
>>
>> The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
>> what was his third condition.
>>
>
>
>
>
> "Well," said Gareth........ "You'll have to give me another week to
> come up with the £500."
>
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