Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/
 this site is ace, some people have serious issues!
No rude pics or anything on the link btw.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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top one is Vibrio
i like this
"Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur Make sure you include this entry along with the hundreds of others you're going to rip off from this site for your next edition of "Is it Just Me or is Everything Shit?", you plagiarising cunt-struck fucking cunting fuck knuckles of cunt."
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Batman - Always carrying an unconscious young woman from a burning building.
Pyromaniacal, date raping cunt.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Pipex Customer service? - Shoved up someones Pipex I'd assume.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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PC World Customers
You buy a kettle, it has a 3-pin plug so what do you do? plug it into the wall and turn it on.
you buy a TV and what do you do? Plug the thing into the wall and press the on button.
You buy a PC and what do you do?
You pick up the very same 3-pin mains plug, stare at it confused, look at the instruction book and only seem to digest the bit with the support phone number in, call up, scream that you've been waiting forever to get through (when I know for a fact your wait time is zero seconds), shout and scream that you shouldn't be expected to do something as technical as plug the thing into the fucking mains and demand an engineer. And when I carefully try to explain that you're a fucking idiot using small words you can understand you threaten to kick the shit out of me, go to trading standards and haul me up in front of Nicky campbell on Watchdog (who, incidentally, is a cunt) and deafen me with excuses about why you have too much of a nonstop worthwhile life to take the time to learn how to use something you just blew a grand on.
YOU. ARE. ALL. CUNTS!
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Pantomime Actors
Cunts.
Oh yes you are.
PMSL
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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ouch
" Richard Branson You turned up at Tony Blair's (lying warmongering cunt)election party but denied voting for him so you are a hypocritical cunt as well.
And another thing Branson you cunt, your poxy balloons are crap and you take all the credit and hire some poor Swedish bloke to doall the work and when it goes tit shaped as it always does you blame the poor cunting Swede. You are a fucking prize winning jumper wearing bearded cunt
And another thing Branson you cunt, the only reason you're rich is because when you only had one poxy record shop you underpaid your staff and said that anyone who joined a trade union would be sacked. Exploiting cunt.
please explain Mr cunting bearded wanker Branson how I'm supposed to visit my daughter at weekends when your cunting trains fucking come and go as they cunting like taking as long as they cunting want. And when the cunting things do turn up there's never any hot water for cunting coffee and your new trains are even shitter than the old ones, one cunting electronic toilet per train that's permanently fucking flooded. Sort it out you piece of shit cunt."
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Pantomime Actors
Cunts.
Oh yes you are.
PMSL
thats proper funny!
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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FPMSL
thats site is pure fucking class
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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Max Clifford Would wipe shit all over a child's face for a fiver. The allegedly morally bankrupt super cunt.
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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David James The idea behind being a goal keeper is to prevent that spherical object from ending up in the back of the net, not to pounce about hoping to have your modelling contract renewed by Burtons you cunt
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Gary Glitter old cunt who likes young cunts.
God - Cunt from above. non-existant, life ruining, fat bearded cunt whos life is worshipped by pathetic religous bastards who need 2 get a life and stop starving yourselves. life wasting cunts.
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poole
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Sheffield, UK Drives: 2.5 v6 Calibra
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Fat women at parties
Why do you even bother coming? We all know you blubbed at home first whilst your attractive flatmate convinced you to wobble along with your cheap bottle of red wine, you always end up crying in the kitchen at 1am for whatever reason, bringing everyone down, especially me, who's trying to pull your flatmate.
Oh, and that top makes you look like the Michelin Woman with Down's Syndrome... A cunt in a kitchen corner, like a sacred Hindu cow that no-one dares to slaughter. Fuck off home and self-harm the word FAT CUNT into your arm whilst looking at waifs in Vogue. CUNTS!
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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Cheery PRs who call you 'mate' three times in two sentences despite the fact you've never met them...
See if you can get this through the gak-raddled pulp you keep inside your skull: fuck OFF fuck OFF fuck OFF fuck OFF I DONT WANT YOUR POXY FUCKING PRODUCT AND I! AM! NOT! YOUR! FUCKING! CUNTING! SHITTING! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE (you cunt)
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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i am so bored, im going to read thru all of that site 
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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amazing site, funny as fuck
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Yeah it's ace if your bored.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Americans:
Unhappy about countries that support terrorism? Well fuck you and every dollar you gave to the I R fucking A. CUNTS. 9-11? 1-1 more like. I was worried about posting this in case you tried to smart-bomb me. But lets face it, you'd hit the wrong house. Fucking cowboys, the lot of you. Have a nice day now.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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Army Recruiters:
When I joined the army many moons ago I can destinctly remember being promised things such as rock climbing, parachuting and white water rafting on a regular basis. I was not informed that I would spend a summer exterminating BSE ridden cattle, getting shot at regularly in iraq, latrine digging, getting petrol bombed in belfast and there was certainly no mention of the numerous sexually transmitted diseases I have received from various female soldiers. complete bag of lying cunts. It now also appears that even Al Qaeda get to go white water rafting on their days off, while all I get is yet another guard duty. Bastards.
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Anorexic People: Skinny cunts
Airport Check Ins: Why oh why do they always ask the stupid question did you pack your bag yourself, no I dropped my clothes and suitcase down the local Al Qaida recruitment office.
Security my cunt!
Asthmatics: You breathless cunts are a drain on the NHS, try dusting your houses once a week and think of all the lives that could be saved.
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Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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