Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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BRITISH DRIVERS NOW STUPIDEST IN WORLD 
British drivers are now officially the most stupid in the entire world, at least according to a new survey published by some insurance firm that likes publishing surveys to promote itself. "This is a real reason for the British motorist to be proud," said Mesmo Knuds, spokesman for the company in question. "Our findings show that there is no one in the world who is better at unbelievable stupidity, catatonic thoughtlessness and teeth grindingly selfish behaviour. Whilst other countries, such as Spain and India, may attempt drive erratically and have massive accidents for no explicable reason, there really is no contest when it comes to dithering, ineptitude and apparently having your brain removed before you get behind the wheel of a car". Amongst the fascinating findings revealed in the survey, British drivers are consistently shown as leading the world in key areas such as blocking junctions, stopping for no reason and driving up narrow streets even though something is clearly coming the other way and then just sitting there looking gormless as if the other car is going to fucking well hover out of the way. But according to Knuds, it's on motorways that Britain really demonstrates is peerless driving stupidity: "The British have long set the benchmark for having seemingly no idea whatsoever how to use a multilane road," he notes. "Whilst drivers in, say, France or Germany cling to outdated notions such as lane discipline, British motorists roundly trump them all with their ability to just sit in the middle lane talking on the phone or idly meandering into the outside lane whilst trying to read a map. No one in the world can hold a candle to the British when it comes to utterly fucking the entire road network by being so blitheringly thick". Sniff Petrol tried to contact one of the RAC's Edmund Kings for comment but he was stuck in lane 3 of the M4 behind someone doing 61mph.
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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pmfsl it is true
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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it annos me on the motor way being sat behind some fool in the outside lane sat at 60 or 70.
If you want to do 70 move over and let every one past.
They think they are being a safe driver but they are inface a danger by holding people up! 
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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i swear every time i use the m4 not one cunt uses the inside lane.
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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i actually don't understand why people don't move over and insist on using the middle lane...
do they feel safer? or is it laziness? 
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xXSpUdXx
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Registered: 26th Dec 04
Location: Somerset
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thing is people stay in middle lane because they will over take the first lorry then see another one like 1/2 mile down the road so think that they will just stay in middle lane to over take that lorry and so on and so on and then come the end they just stay there
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