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Jason Iles
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28th Nov 05 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
>Four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young

>blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
>
>It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
>there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from
>the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red
>mark on his cheek.
>
>The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the
dark
>and she slapped him"
>
>The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me

>in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
>
>The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the
>dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
>
>The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so
I
>can slap that French tw@t again"
J.p
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pmsl
Edd
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28th Nov 05 at 12:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this reminds me of eurotrip
Icy
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Lynny
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SteveW
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28th Nov 05 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one
Rus
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pmsl
Ally
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28th Nov 05 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why would the english man want to slap the french man?

[Edited on 28-11-2005 by Ally]
Jason Iles
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28th Nov 05 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Why would the english man want to slap the french man?

[Edited on 28-11-2005 by Ally]


Cause the french are cunts
Dione J
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28th Nov 05 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Why would the english man want to slap the french man?

[Edited on 28-11-2005 by Ally]




Because some English men hate the French...

 
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