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>A Somalian arrives in Leicester as a new immigrant to the United
>Kingdom
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>He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
> "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the
>passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".
>
>The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for
>having such a beautiful country here in Britain!" The person says
>"I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong."
>
>The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
>stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
>Britain!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I
>am not British!"
>
>He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a
>British citizen?" She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is
>puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?"
>
>The Rumanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says . "Probably
>at work."
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so true
