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langey

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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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21st Nov 05 at 20:10

just got a text "DID YOU KNOW???? 111,111,111 X 111,111,111. = 12,345,678,987,654,321. Bet you're reaching for that calculator NOW !!!!"

from sender 87230

Karen

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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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21st Nov 05 at 20:11

Charlene

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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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21st Nov 05 at 20:12

Rus

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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21st Nov 05 at 20:17

ooooo, he's right

glasgow_corsa_c

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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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21st Nov 05 at 20:36

least u didnt get sum cunt calling u from Libya (or however u spell it) slebering sum pish "allaballaballlallawwwallla bango"

if u want to chat to him his num is

+218 213332024

leeshez

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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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21st Nov 05 at 20:46

langey

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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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22nd Nov 05 at 18:18

hmmm

i was bored today in work, so got my phone out, and thought, i'll press them numbers in the cal and see what answer i get, and guess what andswer i got

"Out of range!"

langey

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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
User status: Offline

22nd Nov 05 at 18:40

now i just got a random phone call from a "indian" call centre. asking me how much i spend on my phone becuase he could get me a better contract.

sanja: hello i am calling from t-mobile i can help with the cost of your monthly phone bill, how much do you pay each month
me: nothing its free, its a work phone (whihc its not lol)
sanja: can you use that for personal calls and text msgs?
me: can use it for what ever i want, its my phone
sanja: ok so is there any members of your family that spend more than 10pound per month on there mobile phones?
me: the whole family share my phone becuase its free.
sanja: can you think of any friends that spend more than 10pound permonth and we could save them money
me; cant think of any (by this time i'm dying to get off the phone).
sanja: ok i'll hold the line while you have a think
me: no its ok, i cant think of any.
sanja: i'll hold the line as long as you want
me: ok ok i've got no friends thats why i cant think of any numbers.
sanja: oh sorry sir, thankyou for your time.

marklaruk

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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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22nd Nov 05 at 18:50

/\ lol sweet

glasgow_corsa_c

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Registered: 13th Jan 03
Location: Ecosse
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28th Nov 05 at 17:01

so anyone fone libya yet ?

L33 LEG

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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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28th Nov 05 at 17:04

someguy rang me from o2 sayin his name was abdul and was talkin half punjabi, i asked if he was a paki and he kept sayin he was english

Icy

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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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28th Nov 05 at 17:18

i jus got this one

"he he i just got a 4min long voice mail from u!u must hav dialled me in your pocket"

so goes to check last dialled and yes 4min and 23secs

wil bump ma bill up a bit callin in daytime to diff network

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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28th Nov 05 at 17:20

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
i jus got this one

"he he i just got a 4min long voice mail from u!u must hav dialled me in your pocket"

so goes to check last dialled and yes 4min and 23secs wil bump ma bill up a bit callin in daytime to diff network

I love dialing people by accident

I once sang a whole song to my mate without knowing whilst I was driving home

Icy

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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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28th Nov 05 at 17:26

how embarrassin

i goes to her, WHAT u listened to it all? what was i doin?

only listenin to a few mins sed i was jus rustlin

what were u singing

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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28th Nov 05 at 17:27

quote:
Originally posted by Icy
how embarrassin
i goes to her, WHAT u listened to it all? what was i doin?
only listenin to a few mins sed i was jus rustlin
what were u singing

rustling hey

Can't remember what I sang, but I know I was so embarressed as I was really going fo it

IntaCepta

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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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28th Nov 05 at 17:30

haH! i did that too!

i was singing incubus - drive in my car, and my mate said he couldn't hear the song playing but he could hear me singing the lyrics..

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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28th Nov 05 at 17:32

at least i'm not the only one

Icy

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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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28th Nov 05 at 17:32

oh man how funny!!! id hate the day i do that while singin drivin

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