Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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banjo banjo banjo
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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kicked an office chair pretty hard and broke a toe.
also took a swinging kids rocket thing from a kiddies playground to the face.
we were just pushing it up and down for a laugh when it stopped for a moment. i had my head over it for some reason and it suddenly swung back up again with an almighty force to my top lip. was lucky not to lose teeth on that one.
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Danny H
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Registered: 10th Feb 05
Location: Gilberdyke, E Riding of Yorkshire
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not me, but a lad i went to school with.
he was on his push bike, pulled the front brake and went over the handle bars. on his way over, caught his ball sack, and ripped one of his bollocks clean out.
the thought makes me cringe.
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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i was playing quaser and was running after someone, they turned the corner but i decided not to and ended up splatted against a wall
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James_DT
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Registered: 9th Apr 04
Location: Cambridgeshire
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I have scars on two of my fingers from a union between them and a bread knife wielded by my mate when drunk. Oh, and a 4 inch scar on my knee which I did on a mattress. 
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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i cut my head open with a claw hammer
i was smashing somthing up and the claw clipped me head
"was little"
probly loads others cant remeber right now
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Nick A
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Registered: 28th Nov 04
Location: Hertfordshire
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broke my little finger on a bouncy castle
one week in hospital, 3 operations, 2 k wires put into the finger and 8 wks of physio later i have a truely fcuked up little finger.
some how i dont see my self on a bouncy castle again!
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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I broke my eye socket in a moshpit  the right side of my face was numb for 6 months and for 3 months the bone was amost sticking into my eye,
Its all returned to normal now apart from odd reactions to vinegar that makes me sweat over the right side of my face, and having a sunken cheekbone
[Edited on 17-11-2005 by drax]
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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Heres a funny one, I ran through a subway which had no lights on whilst holding a DVD, and tripped over a trolly that was on its side down there.
took a chunk out of the middle of my middle finger nail about 1cm across 
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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i love the relevance of the dvd
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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lol because i had the dvd in my hand, the way i hit the ground and slid along the floor ..
See i didnt let go of the dvd as i wouldnt have been able to find the bugger, instead of putting my hands out ot stop me i used my finger nail 
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StuartVRS
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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loads of stupid things. Was about 7, in primary school in scotland, thought it would be funny to play a little game in the cloakroom. A few girls sat with their legs stretched out, we had to see how many we could jump over. I was the only fool to miss them all and caught a leg, went head first into the coat hooks and split my head open.
At work last year, i was bored and thought id be able to clean my machine whilst it was running, timing the moving bits so i wouldnt get my hand caught. I boasted how easy it was, removing the safety cut out switches so i could do this before trapping my fingers in there, deforming 2 fingers and fracturing 2 fingers. I passed out through pain but awoke to call the doctor a cunt and refuse surgery. I was high on painkillers at the time.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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my mate had an old ww2 air raid shelter in his back garden (underground  ) was completely flush with the ground, and had 2 holes, one for the stairs, and 1 as a chimney. we were having a bonfire in his garden, and i had a massive pile of wood in my hands, it was about 3 in the morning, so pitch black except dying flames...
im walking towards the fire, when all of a sudden, the fire vanished. and my leg and face hurt. WTF? i think. then i hear laughing.. i'd fell down the chimney hole in the air raid shelter, ripped a massive chunk of flesh out my leg, and scraped all my face. i crawled up steps, with no1 helping me (bastards) all my mates were crying with laughter..
then right on cue, another friend did it while carrying a fire torch (stick on fire ) but, he cuaght himself on his arms, so was dangling in this hole, crying cos he'd dislocated his arm (for umpteenth time), so my other mate ran to pull him up, carrying an open can of petrol, which cuased guy over hole to panic and let go, falling down aswell. i was crying in pain and laughter, called mommy (wasnt impressed at 3:10) she threwme in shower to have a look at my leg, which was really pretty, and took my to hospital. when we got there we could smell smoke.. and my other mate had beat me there to get his arm fixed, had a few stitches, was a fun night 
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Dan B
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Registered: 25th Feb 01
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Running through the house when I was much much younger, slipped and lost balance, and my foot slid under one of the doors...
Well, three of the toes went under the door, the other two went vertically up the door and broke with a nice loud snap!
I walked into the kitchen, and said "I think I need to go to hospital" to my dad, and pointed at my toes pointing vertically up in the air.
What made it even more amusing (apart from the pain) was the nurse trying to compare the toes against the ones on my other foot, but not being able to because they were still heavily bandaged up from ingrowing-toenail ops a week beforehand! The look on her face was a classic...
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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When i was abut 10 we had a mini basketball hoop above the bathroom....I ran up to it and dunked it then when i landed i fell forwards into the bathroom and fell chest first onto the edge of the bath. 4 broken ribs later and weeks of pain i can say it wasnt worth it. The basetball hoop came down the next day.
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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Oh and i once was hit in the chest full swing with a golf club :/ that was fun Not sure if anything broke but i do have my lower left ribs sticking out further than the right and get accute pains there that come and go in phases of months.
I also ran into a tap and almost broke my nose when i was 3.
I also tripped over someones foot when i was at school, catching my ear on a closing door and slicing the part that you normally get peirced in half, as it caught the locking mechanism..
once got kicked in the ass by some girl when i was about 12, and it broke my cockalix? what ever the bottom of your spine bone is called.. now i cant sit up correctly on a flat surface.. have to side up sideways as the bone catches on the floor
cant remember any more.. Oh i cut my finger in half opening a can of tuna..
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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 Oh yeah, punched a pikey in the face when i was 16 and broke the knuckle on my little finger on my left hand.. it locks up and can lay flat against the palm of my hand now
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bwbw
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Registered: 14th Feb 05
Location: Glasgow
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Broken elbow, within half an hour of getting plaster n "stookie" off it, I'd fell up stairs and broken it in exactly same place
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