leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>> Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster
dead
>> in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its
back
>> with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad
our
>> roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs
>> sticking in the air?"
>>
>> His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down
from
>> the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
>>
>> "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when
Dad
>> came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad,
Dad we
>> almost lost Mom today!"
>>
>> "What do you mean?" said Dad.
>>
>> "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your
bedroom
>> and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air
screaming,
>> "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George
>> holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
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