leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>>I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was
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>>to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled
up to
>>my wife,
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>> "Where's the rake?".
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>> She couldn't hear me and she shouted back,
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>> "What?".
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>> I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking
motion.
>> Then my wife wasn't sure and said,
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>> "What?".
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>> I repeated the gestures: "EYE KNEE THE RAKE".
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>> My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first
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her
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>> Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
>> Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her,
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>> "What the hell was that?".
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>> She replied (scroll down, it's worth it)
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>> "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
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