Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
>> party.
>> He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so
>> he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
>>
>> A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please
>> find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
>> your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a
>> Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they have just
>> emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.
>>
>> A week passes and he received another parcel and note: Dear Sir,
>> Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
>> The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you
>> will really look the part.
>> The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from
>> emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So
>> he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
>>
>> A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with
>> the accompanying letter:
>> Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of
>> Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse
>> and go as a f***ing toffee apple
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