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Author Aussie Joke
3CorsaMeal
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8th Nov 05 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
Jason Iles
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8th Nov 05 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
3CorsaMeal
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8th Nov 05 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can u suck your own big toe?
Jason Iles
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8th Nov 05 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
can u suck your own big toe?


I can actually
CCA
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8th Nov 05 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
erm, ok then
Edd
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8th Nov 05 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put another shrimp on the barbie


jim i laughed
3CorsaMeal
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8th Nov 05 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thanks edd

i'll laugh at your next one
Edd
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8th Nov 05 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
much appreciated

 
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