Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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asked a rather nice lady out today at work, i thought she was game, oh how i was wrong 
let the rumour mill at work begin
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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haha, you obviously dont have the power of the hoff!
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Teddy
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Registered: 19th Jul 04
Location: Northampton Drives: VW Bora 1.9TDi pd130
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Walk around naked - that will take the shine of it.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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so, you took a chance it didnt work life is too short to give a fuck
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Edd you are fucking right, WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF SHE TOLD ME STICK IT !!!! plenty more fish in the sea. zanax is good shit eh
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by Bart
i have been PO TATE PWNED
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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leave the man alone he is pouring his heart out here,im gonna write a song about it
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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go damn shes hot though, AMAZING click etc, portugese, perfect skin, tight as fuck body, gorgeous pretty face,
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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bugger bugger bugger
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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there is me thinking that beer will make me get pissed easier than scotch
oh dear, 8 carlton draughts later and im fucking getting upset about some silly moo who said no
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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absinthe is the way forward
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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chertrouse55 is the way forward actually, but you un-educated fucks dont even know what it is
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City
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Registered: 30th Dec 03
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
asked a rather nice lady out today at work, i thought she was game, oh how i was wrong 
let the rumour mill at work begin
who cares? at least you had bottle to ask - just laugh it off and chase some other bit of fluff
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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no in your case a gun is the way forward
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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thanks fuckers, you always manage to make me see the light. yeah fuck it, i had the bottle to ask. anyone taking the piss can eat my ass with a knife and fork
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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pics!!
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Sam
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Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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got balls for asking in the first place mate. fair play to you, plently more out there
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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im kind of a wimp when it comes to asking women out on dates, kinda get hot under collar and stuff, i sure a few out there know what i mean! well i was kinda gutted when she said no, since shes always coming up to me and talking to me at work, asking how my weekend was and stuff, just general friendly banter. odd
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: London
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are you the one in the 10 shirt?
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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no, black shirt on his left
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