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3CorsaMeal
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4th Nov 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a 1.4 8v corsa sri with painted bumpers and spoiler removed

OR

a man on a donkey holding a stick with a carrot tied to it in front of the donkeys nose

???
Jason Iles
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4th Nov 05 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm sure someone raced one on here and won in the Corsa, but apparently the guy on the donkey wasn't trying

[Edited on 04-11-2005 by Jason Iles]
gianluigi
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you're a pshycopath
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I'm sure someone raced one on here and one in the Corsa, but apparently the guy on the donkey wasn't trying


maybe it was a new donkey and he was still running it in?
Rileysport
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4th Nov 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The donkey will always pull ahead on the straights... but due to camber issues and carrot misalignment the corsa will have the edge through the twisties without a doubt
Jason Iles
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4th Nov 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I'm sure someone raced one on here and one in the Corsa, but apparently the guy on the donkey wasn't trying


maybe it was a new donkey and he was still running it in?


Possible or the Carrot was only 95ron??
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you're a pshycopath


3CorsaMeal
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4th Nov 05 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thinking a bit more about the original subject, would the donkey have an advantage if it laid a brown fish in front of the corsa

corsas don't have traction control nutty race
--Dave--
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4th Nov 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I'm sure someone raced one on here and one in the Corsa, but apparently the guy on the donkey wasn't trying


maybe it was a new donkey and he was still running it in?


Possible or the Carrot was only 95ron??


ROFL!

Carl
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4th Nov 05 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my donkey once went an INDICATED 12mph.
(waits for people to say my speedo is out)
Had it RR'd at 1/2 bhp
(waits for peopel to say rollers are out)
Just had Nitrous fitted
(waits to be called a cheat)
I've just saved weight by shaving it
(another fucking shaving thread )



[Edited on 04-11-2005 by Carl]
Jason Iles
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4th Nov 05 at 15:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
my donkey once went an INDICATED 12mph.
(waits for people to say my speedo is out)
Had it RR'd at 1/2 bhp
(waits for peopel to say rollers are out)
Just had Nitrous fitted
(waits to be called a cheat)
I've just saved weight by shaving it
(another fucking shaving thread )



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