Sam
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I was in the toilets washing my hands from luncheon when I noticed someone that had obviously just had a dump came out of the cubicle washed his hands and went but didn't flush the toilet before leaving his cubicle! 
Why do common mongrels such as that bloke do things like this, it really pisses me off!
Still, at least he washed his hands I guess... 
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Deano_sxi
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maybe hes a tranny n was peein
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Edd
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did you go and look at his floater?
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gianluigi
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u should go back in the office and go, cor there's a huge shit in the bog, who didnt flush??? and really embarras the fucker.
[Edited on 28-10-2005 by gianluigi]
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Ojc
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I would have stuck a pen in it and pulled it out of the toilet and throw it at him shouting "don't leave your children to drown"
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Sam
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Basically there are 3 cubicles in the toilets, there was only one in use, and a strong stench of poo was coming from his cubicle!
Even if he was only taking a piss and guffed quite badly he still should have flushed his toilet!
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Katie
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I would have stuck a pen in it and pulled it out of the toilet and throw it at him shouting "don't leave your children to drown"
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CCA
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I work with the worlds most disgusting man whos toilet habits are a large part of his grossness and that story my friend is nothing compared to what i have to put up with
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Deano_sxi
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
I work with the worlds most disgusting man whos toilet habits are a large part of his grossness and that story my friend is nothing compared to what i have to put up with
tell me a story
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
I work with the worlds most disgusting man whos toilet habits are a large part of his grossness and that story my friend is nothing compared to what i have to put up with
Does he pick his nose and eat his bogeys?
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CCA
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He spends the day eating junk food, farting and on multiple occasions he has shat himself.
When he does make it to the toilet in time he does not close the outter door but thankfully the cubicle door gets closed and locked. He then proceeds to decorate the toilet bowl with his explosive sh!t which the whole floor can hear from our desks, and mine is the furthest away from the toilets.
On Friday there was an unfortunate accident where the ceiling of the gents toilet collapsed due to the second floor water cooler leaking for 8 hours therefore resulting in the ladies toilet becoming the ladies and the gents leaving one cubicle for each.
There is one cubicle for 7 men to share and 1 cubicle for myself as i am the only female. Fattie, as he has been approprately been nicknamed, has decided that he will use the ladies cubicle when he is attacked with a bout if explosive poo as he doesnt want to sit in the gents cubicle as there is a window. But although there is a toilet brush present and air freshener he does not use either and doesnt even open the window, although he does now close the outer door.
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leeshez
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Ewww dirty feker 
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Sam
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OMG what a dog! He should be sacked for health and safety reasons! 
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CCA
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i also forgot to add, he is about 22+ stone in weight.
I do not believe that anyone on here is able to beat the above statement of working with someone with worse toilet habits than 'fattie'
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Russ
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a sailer and a marine go into the toilet, both do a piss, the sailor washes his hands, and the marine goes to leave, the sailor stops him and says "in the navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we piss" the marine says "in the marines they teach us not to piss on our hands"
ba boom
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--Dave--
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who said 'toilet'?
CHAV!!!
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Sam
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Does he make Rik Waller look anorexic?
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CCA
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hes kind of on the same level as Rik Waller, being fair he has lost some weight recently from having to use the stairs more often, we are on the first floor and he keeps having to go to the 3rd which is 70 steps each time
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Katie
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I would have stuck a pen in it and pulled it out of the toilet and throw it at him shouting "don't leave your children to drown"
marrry me olly
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
hes kind of on the same level as Rik Waller, being fair he has lost some weight recently from having to use the stairs more often, we are on the first floor and he keeps having to go to the 3rd which is 70 steps each time
You should go and take a dump on his desk whilst he's sat there, hopefully he'll be so perturbed by the incident that he'll leave there and then, = problem solved!
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