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Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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19th Oct 05 at 17:58

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
My car works. Beat that!

You liar

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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19th Oct 05 at 18:01

Fixed it earlier cock boy

Throttle still sticks on though

Kif

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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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19th Oct 05 at 18:02

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Fixed it earlier cock boy

Throttle still sticks on though

That started scaring the crap outta me. I thought it was funny then started bricking it

N90ATH

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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19th Oct 05 at 18:03

lol i got load sof them round my way,ne mate reckons a scooby sti lump will fit in a 106

and then most of them are like yer i'm runnin 100 bhp onmy 1.2 cos i have a filter and exhaust and one of the resitors which make the cars thinks its full of cold air to inject more fuel lol

N90ATH

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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19th Oct 05 at 18:03

but then i am from essex

corb

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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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19th Oct 05 at 18:29

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
My car works. Beat that!

we all know thats a lie Matt, we all know youve got a C20XE!!

Matt H

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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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19th Oct 05 at 18:42

Not had any major problems with mine

ShEp

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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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19th Oct 05 at 21:50

thje new astra gsi's do come in 2.2's but they aint turbo's

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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19th Oct 05 at 21:52

I want a 1.3 CDTi Corsa, they beat 3.0 Audis don't you know.

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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19th Oct 05 at 22:06

A mate of mine is a compulsive liar, we rip the piss out of him big style,
told a lad he had a ninja when he had a scooter, he as 17 pair of nike rifts, a snake escaped at the farm he works at and ate a cow, which had to stay in a barn for 2 weeks till it digested, it then had to be forklifted out of the barn, He's shagged my girlfriend as well apparently.

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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19th Oct 05 at 22:09

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
a snake escaped at the farm he works at and ate a cow, which had to stay in a barn for 2 weeks till it digested, it then had to be forklifted out of the barn

Why the fuck would anyone make that up?

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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19th Oct 05 at 22:11

Guy like that used to be in the ST Johns Ambulance Division we ran up north, claimed he found a horse that had been hit by a car, and split from its chin to its arse, so he stuck it together with sticky plasters and it lived.

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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19th Oct 05 at 22:15

quote:
Originally posted by Nath

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
a snake escaped at the farm he works at and ate a cow, which had to stay in a barn for 2 weeks till it digested, it then had to be forklifted out of the barn

Why the fuck would anyone make that up?

fuck nows! he lies about everything, even says he is coming out and then doesn't! The best part of that story is that one of our other mates works at the farm and he new nothing about the cow eating snake.

Nic Barnes

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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19th Oct 05 at 22:55

my car is really a 1litre 12v with a turbo zet electric turbo, and the dump valve noise on a cd

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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19th Oct 05 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
my car is really a 1litre 12v with a turbo zet electric turbo, and the dump valve noise on a cd

Didn't you get an exhaust spinner too?

Jodi_the_g

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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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19th Oct 05 at 22:57

Love to see a grass snake about a foot long eat a cow lol.

timmy101

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Registered: 3rd Feb 05
Location: halesowen
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19th Oct 05 at 23:20

i heard dodge stripes and a K and N give you 20bhp

Carl

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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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19th Oct 05 at 23:24

quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Love to see a grass snake about a foot long eat a cow lol.

They were keeping a big snake at one point a 12foot python or something, but thats where the story ends!

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