Arnold Schwarzanegger in new movie - Corsa Sport - for Vauxhall and Opel Corsa B, Corsa C and Corsa D

Not logged in [Login - Register]

You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Arnold Schwarzanegger in new movie

New Topic

New Poll

Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.

Cybermonkey

Member

Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline

6th Oct 05 at 14:17

Robotic barbarian beefcake Arnold Schwarzenegger has been muscled out of Hollywood following a hamstring of weedy flicks and has now started work in his hardest role yet: rolling back the prices at Asdas.

Austrian Arnold, ousted from his post as last action hero by several next action heroes, decided to move to the Big Smoke and work in the wide 'spaz-friendly' aisles of the big Beak Street Asda "Metro" after conceding that he was probably a bit too bright to be president.

Arnold’s main duties now include organising total product recalls and jingling all the way to the tills with extra bags of two pees (not toupees). However, Asda say they have “made it fucking and abundantly clear” that the star’s contract will be terminated instantly if he Asda-smacks any girls’ arses with his colossal concrete mitts.

A new series of Asda adverts featuring the Nazi muscleman's muscles will begin next month. The first, in which Arnold deals with a customer’s tricky bacon-based query, will be a return to form for the Kindergarten Flop, culminating in his popular catch phrase, “Aisle B, back.”

Subsequent ads will see Arnold shooting tinned foods with his pricing gun; turning into 'Mr Freeze' in the frozen peas section; throwing sprouts at the muscles from Brussels; and trolley-dashing through the aisles in a Running Man-style take on Supermarket Sweep, armed with rocket launchers, wheel-knives and a fetching yet affordable pair of George sunglasses.