Teddy
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A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity". "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
In Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet. They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes home. "In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?"
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Pablo
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gianluigi
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....BUSTED!
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CCA
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matt10i
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awesome
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--Dave--
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PMSL
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Tom
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leeshez
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WyrdSister
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Jason Iles
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ROFLAO Mazin
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p4uls corsa
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chris-sri
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Fcuking spot on
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Charlene
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gavin18787
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could see where tht was going but
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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