Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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" u know ur a gud m8 to me!
so just wanna know if you have any trouble ever i will be 100% behind you no matter wot"

he means well hehe
i replied promising if anyone ever caused him trouble i would break their jaw
please share any other funny or interesting texts recieved from drunken pals
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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i cud knock u out! 
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Yea, I got one...
"Hey ed, we are in the main bar to the left by where you come in X"
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by ed
Yea, I got one...
"Hey ed, the guy in the toilet offering aftershave wants to wank you off again"
sick
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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quote: Originally posted by ed
Yea, I got one...
"Hey ed, we are in the main bar to the left by where you come in X"
rubbish
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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I sent one before
Was sumit along the lines of:
"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"
never went down to well
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out! 
also complete rhubarb
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
I sent one before
Was sumit along the lines of:
"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"
never went down to well

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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
I sent one before
Was sumit along the lines of:
"I fcuked your sister last week , and if i wasnt so drunk i would have terrerised her tonight too"
never went down to well
i hope richsport sees the funneg side! 
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Smiffie
quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out! 
also complete rhubarb
bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
quote: Originally posted by Smiffie
quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out! 
also complete rhubarb
bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
What no ??
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Smiffie
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Registered: 26th Feb 04
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quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
quote: Originally posted by Smiffie
quote: Originally posted by Twiggy
i cud knock u out! 
also complete rhubarb
bring the custard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
i'll wip you up some fresh cumtard
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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emmmm custard!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I am the king of pissed up texts
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Im not bad at this game either
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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im a serial drunken love txter 
[Edited on 30-09-2005 by Demo]
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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"im soaking wet and ready for you here"
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