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matt10i
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29th Sep 05 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i need a shit but im the only one looking after the shop floor. theres no customers. quick help me
Graeme
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29th Sep 05 at 18:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
better get the bucket ready then!!
Kyle T
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29th Sep 05 at 18:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shoot ont floor

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matt10i
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not an option
Kyle T
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why?

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matt10i
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coz it will make a orrible mess
matt10i
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oo its gone now. phew
CCA
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29th Sep 05 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you cant leave the shop floor, you cant shit on the floor and wont use a bucket then the option left is to shit yourself
matt10i
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but i dont have a gun
Dan. T
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29th Sep 05 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or close the shop for 10mins 'gone to lunch'
matt10i
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was thinkin bout doing that ^^ shit, its coming back. grrrrrr
CCA
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29th Sep 05 at 18:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you'll have to sh*t yourself

[Edited on 29-09-2005 by CCA]
matt10i
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ahhh lol. oops nah dont fancy doin that.
matt10i
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29th Sep 05 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aaaaaahhhh ffs. its times like this i wish that i took that toilet testing job! grrrrr
Kyle T
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29th Sep 05 at 18:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dont think toilet testers ACTUALLY sh1t in the toilets.

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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
If you cant leave the shop floor, you cant shit on the floor and wont use a bucket then the option left is to shit yourself


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matt10i
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thats not what i was told.... :S
chris-sri
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quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
I dont think toilet testers ACTUALLY sh1t in the toilets.


I would feel cheated if I thought that the person who tested a toilet I was going to buy hadn't unleashed a morning after a heavy night out beauty on it. Otherwise how do you know it is up to the job?
Kyle T
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29th Sep 05 at 18:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
I dont think toilet testers ACTUALLY sh1t in the toilets.


I would feel cheated if I thought that the person who tested a toilet I was going to buy hadn't unleashed a morning after a heavy night out beauty on it. Otherwise how do you know it is up to the job?


Well you ought to try before you buy.

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matt10i
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29th Sep 05 at 18:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive done it now. just left the shop with no signs. dont think anythings been nicked. ah well 20mins left!!!!! woooo
Ally
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29th Sep 05 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by matt10i
ive done it now. just left the shop with no signs. dont think anythings been nicked. ah well 20mins left!!!!! woooo


where do u work?
gavin18787
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cant be a busy shop if your on here talking about having a shoot

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leeshez
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Poo in your nappy
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29th Sep 05 at 23:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by matt10i
ive done it now. just left the shop with no signs. dont think anythings been nicked. ah well 20mins left!!!!! woooo


where do u work?


Sounds like a Co-op Welcome, Tesco Express, One Stop sort of thing

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i feel you have problems if you need to consult CS before you take a dump

 
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