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Author Wrong But Funny
Antz
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22nd Sep 05 at 00:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mum pissed me off just now so when I made her a coffee I put washing powder in it

She seems alive still, but said the coffee tasted a bit funny
Icy
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CorsAsh
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22nd Sep 05 at 00:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bet she looks like she's got rabies now
loo_goblin
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WTF, u cant be serious, ur either a twat or just a bit wrong in the head
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Bet she looks like she's got rabies now


I only put a bit in had to tip out a few suds before I gave her it but it wasn't that bad
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by loo_goblin
WTF, u cant be serious, ur either a twat or just a bit wrong in the head


don't worry it's non bio!
Icy
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22nd Sep 05 at 00:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she' have clean teeth
CorsAsh
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22nd Sep 05 at 00:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But she'd be dead, and therefore unable to enjoy them
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
But she'd be dead, and therefore unable to enjoy them


Don't be silly, I'm not talking any more than a few flakes... think I wanna kill my mother???
CorsAsh
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22nd Sep 05 at 00:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes?
leeshez
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
Mum pissed me off just now so when I made her a coffee I put my love juice in it

She seems alive still, but said the coffee tasted a bit funny

Eww that is bad
Nismo
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22nd Sep 05 at 06:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i make coffe with gravy
Andrew
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3CorsaMeal
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i put a teaspoon of butter in my m8's tea, it nearly made me sick (the smell), was like wet popcorn

he drunk it and didn't even notice tho

i could see an oil slick floating round the top
Jambo
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22nd Sep 05 at 08:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i put a teaspoon of butter in my m8's tea, it nearly made me sick (the smell), was like wet popcorn

he drunk it and didn't even notice tho

i could see an oil slick floating round the top


FPMSL
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22nd Sep 05 at 09:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loo_goblin
WTF, u cant be serious, ur either a twat or just a bit wrong in the head


Kathryn W
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Scotty_B
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Nice one.
sunnyb
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
i make coffe with gravy


SWEEEEET
--Dave--
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22nd Sep 05 at 15:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i often put rice crispies in my mate's tea.

You have to let them stop snap, crackle and poppling before you hand it to them though

 
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