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Author The Tattoo
boyracer2002
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Registered: 10th Aug 02
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14th Sep 05 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The £50 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.

"Why on earth would you do that" she asked

"Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly,

instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow 50 quid anytime you want."
ed
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Tom
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J200RSA
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Location: Sheffield
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Rus
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14th Sep 05 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha
dna23
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haha
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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14th Sep 05 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d!ck
Welsh-Cruiser
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Swiftay
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Kathryn W
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AJP
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nice

 
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