SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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The cleaner that comes round and cleans our office got fired 2 days ago..
this little black lady that didnt speak a lot of english..
she had been using the same cloths n other bits n bobs, that she cleaned the bathrooms with, to clean our offices, PCs, Keyboards etc..
MING MING MING
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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i found out that the sponge i use to clean my coffee mug was used to wipe out the minging bins
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Was she fit?
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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lick the spacebar
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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pimp her out
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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nah she wasnt quite what i would call fit 
well shes gone now.. and we have an equally as mental lil cleaner.. she mopped the carpets (WITH A MOP AND BUCKET) yesterday.. we couldnt stop laughing when she left..
proper nutter.. started mopping the walls too
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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eww... i wouldn't like to visit her house 
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Rileysport
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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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we caught our office cleaner washing the sinks and taps etc with the fooking toilet brush 
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
we caught our office cleaner washing the sinks and taps etc with the fooking toilet brush
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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not mine CCA.. i lick my keyboard clean
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat
which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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erwwwwwwww
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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Steve turn your keyboard upside down (so the keys face your desk) and tap it on the desk and this will tell you how clean it is
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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I once wanked in the kettle at work and watched them all drink there Coffee in the morning giggling 
Disclaimer - this is not really true
[Edited on 08-09-2005 by Jason Iles]
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat
which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?
Your keyboard im afraid to say
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
is this you?
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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just did it.. only a little bit of hair and fluff fell out.. although it kinda looks like pubic hair
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
is this you?
if that was Ollie i would like very much to touch his breasts with my willy
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
is this you?
Could be....
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
quote:
Originally posted by CCA
There are more germs on a persons keyboard than on a toilet seat
which contains the larger concentration of harmful germs tho?
Your keyboard im afraid to say
evidence? pics? vids? scientific statement signed by indepdent witness?
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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bloke at work was saying about this..
they did some test where they swab your keyboard (in places like call centers where people are hot desking all the time) they found loads of crap including 1 case of herpies (sp)
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
When I go to the toilet at work I never use the mens, I use the disabled, and I never touch door handles or anything simular like that in the office, I pull my shirt over my hand to lock the door.
is this you?
Could be....
FPMSL deffo oliver
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