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A young husband and wife wanted to find an activity they could both participate in so they chose golf, but neither were very good at it. One day they were playing and the wife sliced her shot and it smashed through a glass window of a nearby house. They went to apologise and the door was opened by a small old gentleman.
"We're very sorry," said the golfers, "but we're still learning the game. Can we pay for the window?"
"I do not live here," said the old man. "I am a genie and I was trapped in a bottle when your golf ball flew through the window, knocked over the bottle and released me. For your kindness I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for myself as I have been imprisoned for many years."
The couple readily agreed to this. The husband chose to be a world champion golfer and the wife asked for an income of £1m a year for life.
"It is done," said the old man. "Now, for my wish I would like to have sex with your wife. I have not been with a woman for such a long time."
The couple didn't like the sound of this but, well, the wife could shop to her heart's content now and the husband would soon be playing golf with Tiger Woods, so they agreed. The husband left the room and left the two of them to get on with it. After they had finished, the old man said to the wife: "How old are you two?"
"I'm 25 and my husband is 30," she replied.
The old man thought for a minute and then said: "Aren't you both a little old to still believe in genies?"
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