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Author probably an old joke but i'm wearing my 'give a shit' face today...
sunnyb
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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE





An Irish lad has got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid. "Paddy, for £1 million, who was the great train robber?



Was it,

A, Ronnie Barker...

B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...

C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it

D, Ronnie Biggs???"





Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris"

Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris"

"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no grass!
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Its ok i liked it!
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Jason Iles
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Silly Paddy he get's in some pickels
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Silly Paddy he get's in some pickels


lucky git, still won £50k tho
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i want a friend like paddy
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quote:
Originally posted by sunnyb
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Silly Paddy he get's in some pickels


lucky git, still won £500k tho


Yes

I have loads of friends like paddy
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