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jamied

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Registered: 27th Oct 03
Location: Marbella,Spain Drives: C63
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30th Aug 05 at 13:10

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of
your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have
lost her."

The nun fainted

Kathryn W

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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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30th Aug 05 at 13:19