Stoneyginger
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Tony Blair is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
>"Tony, John Prescott here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there
>is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in
>Sheffield has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire
>English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."
>"Shit John - the economy will never be able to cope with all those
>unwanted babies- we'll be ruined!"
>>"We're going to have to ship some in from abroad...
>America?..."
>"No chance!! Bush will have a field day on this one!"
>"What about Scotland?"
>"Maybe- but we dont want them to know that we are stuck.
>You call Jack McConnell - tell him we need one million condoms;
>coloured red, white and blue; twelve inches long and eight inches
>thick! That way he'll know how big the English really are!!"
>John calls Jack, who agrees to help the English out in their hour of
>need.
>Three days later a van arrives outside DowningStreet- full of boxes. A
>delighted Tony rushes out to open the boxes. He finds condoms; 12
inches
>long; 8 inches thick,
>all coloured red, white or blue.
>He then notices in small writing on each and every one:-
> MADE IN SCOTLAND SIZE: SMALL
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