J4CKO
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Registered: 16th Feb 04
Location: Darlington
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Originally posted by glasgow_corsa_c
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Originally posted by stevegreetham
A lad i used to go to 6th form with told me that his mate was getting a BJ off this lass who was epileptic. She then started fitting while she had his boner in her mouth which resulted in her biting down really hard.
Apparently, he then had to start wacking her head and shoving her head off him to ger her off of it.
Not sure if it was a made up story but it made me laff anyway.
i just spat out coke all over my screen while reading that
bet the guy getting the BJ wished that lass wud have spat out
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stevegreetham
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Registered: 30th Oct 03
Location: Grimsby/Sheffield
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lol, i couldnt stop laughing when i found out. My mate said he had teeth marks round his bell end
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I once got elbowed in the eye.
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glasgow_corsa_c
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Location: Ecosse
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Originally posted by ed
I once got elbowed in the eye.
ok had that,.
also had my tongue nearly bitten through and carpet burns 
pretty boring compared to most of the other folks onhere
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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i was teasing the dog in our caravan, i was standing at the door and he was in the awning outside, and he chowed down on my penile region and caused me to bleed on my bellend.
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Haimsey
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Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i was teasing the dog in our caravan, i was standing at the door and he was in the awning outside, and he chowed down on my penile region and caused me to bleed on my bellend.
 were you teasing him with a sasuage by any chance
[Edited on 18-08-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]
Marcy Marc 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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no, i was pulling his ears
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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PMSL
Wish my bird was epileptic... things could do with a bit of spicing up 
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3CorsaMeal
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lmao@cybermonkey
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i was teasing the dog in our caravan, i was standing at the door and he was in the awning outside, and he chowed down on my penile region and caused me to bleed on my bellend.
DONT LIE!
Thats what you get for putting cream all over your sac for your dog to lick off
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Graham
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Location: Lincoln.
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worst ones would be when my ex was riding back and forth but it kinda slipped out as she went back, when she came forward again, well you know 
but just usual carpet burns etc
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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pulling condom off him and it slipping out my fingers and .. well ... hit his *ahem* like when an elastic band hits ur finger from close range
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Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by K2 HOY
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Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
im afraid of that, does it hurt/heal
yes it fucking hurts like fuck, and takes ages to heal
I must have snapped mine bad as it hasnt healed in a year oh shit
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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severe friction burns
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
i was teasing the dog in our caravan, i was standing at the door and he was in the awning outside, and he chowed down on my penile region and caused me to bleed on my bellend.
DONT LIE!
Thats what you get for putting cream all over your sac for your dog to lick off
Busted
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