vibrio
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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live alone
by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and
cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
all night, in the bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom, all over
the house.We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, like
doggies, every position imaginable!"
Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bast. Was she
pretty?"
"Dunno... never found the head!
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Jake
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repost
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jake
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and
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Simon
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sick
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
repost
and
do you want me to ellaborate on the word just to make it easier for you to understand?
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corsa_fella
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clasic ross,classic i love it!
dont listen to all the other mincers!
your my hero
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
repost
and
do you want me to ellaborate on the word just to make it easier for you to understand?
if I had a problem understanding what repost ment then maybe I would have asked what does repost mean not put "and " which kind of infers that I'm puzzeled by why you posted your reply and not to it's actual meaning
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
repost
and
do you want me to ellaborate on the word just to make it easier for you to understand?
if I had a problem understanding what repost ment then maybe I would have asked what does repost mean not put "and " which kind of infers that I'm puzzeled by why you posted your reply and not to it's actual meaning
your reply is vague so it could mean either
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
repost
and
do you want me to ellaborate on the word just to make it easier for you to understand?
if I had a problem understanding what repost ment then maybe I would have asked what does repost mean not put "and " which kind of infers that I'm puzzeled by why you posted your reply and not to it's actual meaning
your reply is vague so it could mean either
only vague to those of little intelligence
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
quote: Originally posted by vibrio
quote: Originally posted by jake
repost
and
do you want me to ellaborate on the word just to make it easier for you to understand?
if I had a problem understanding what repost ment then maybe I would have asked what does repost mean not put "and " which kind of infers that I'm puzzeled by why you posted your reply and not to it's actual meaning
your reply is vague so it could mean either
only vague to those of little intelligence
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corsa_fella
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whose the un-intelligent one now jake! " "
is this the kind of shite, the man whos proberly old enough to be your father gets for telling a funny joke!
soory if youve allready heard it!
GTF
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Jake
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Dont get me wrong, i didnt not understand his reply, just puzzled by why he said it. He's probably not old enough to be my dad legally, but he is a year young than my oldest brother
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jimmiemac99
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J da Silva
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He posted a joke, you read it or you don't, why turn it into a debate about one word?
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CorsAsh
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I haven't heard that one before...
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Graeme
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made me laugh!
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Greg W
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Nice one
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