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> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs due to very serious
> >>health >>risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it,
> >>he
> ran >>across an ad >>in the newspaper for a Guaranteed Weight Loss
> Program. >> >>"Guaranteed. Yeah Right!" he thought to himself. But
> desperate, he >>calls >>them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound
> weight loss program. >> >>The next day there's a knock at his door and
> when he answers, >>there >>stands >>before him a voluptuous, athletic,
> 19 year old young lady dressed >>in >>nothing >>but a pair of Nike
> running shoes and a sign around her neck. >> >>She introduces herself
> as a representative of the weight loss >>company. >>The >>sign reads,
> "If you can catch me, you can have me!" >> >>Without a second thought
> he takes
off
> after her. A few miles >>later, >>huffing >>and puffing, he finally
> catches her and has his way with her. >>After >>they are >>through and
she
> leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this >>company >>does
> business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and >>the
> >>same thing >>happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is
> delighted to
> >>find >>he >>has lost 10 lbs as promised. >> >>He calls the company
> >>and
> orders their 5- day / 20 pound program. >> >>The next day there's a
> knock at the door and there stands the most >>stunning, >>beautiful,
> sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing >>nothing but >>
> >>Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If
> >>you >>catch me, you
> >>can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl
> >>>>is
in
> >>excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he
> >>does, it is >>worth every cramp and wheeze. >> >>For the next four
days,
> the same routine happens. Much to his >>delight, >>on >>the fifth day,
> he weighs himself and finds he has lost another 20 >>lbs, >>as
> >>promised.
He
> decides to go for broke and calls the company to order >> the
> >>7-day/50
> >>pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the
> >>>>phone. "This is >>our most rigorous program." >> >>"Absolutely,"
> >>he replies,
"I
> haven't felt this good in years" >> >>The next day there's a knock at
> the door and when he opens it he >>finds >>a >>muscular guy standing
> there wearing nothing but pink running shoes >>and a >>sign >>around
> his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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thats funny!
