mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy s obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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Mav you should be ashamed
that is so oldddddddddddddddd
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Corsa Sport Gav
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dna23
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pmfsl
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Robbo
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Mav thats nearly as old as you are 
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Kif
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Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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Thats quality
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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just got sent it in an email........
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AndyW
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!! i aint heard that before 
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
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FPSML
Not bad for an old timer
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
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Mav that was going about when you were at high school with William Wallace
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mav
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Skipz
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cant change that cos it aint scotland region
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Twiggy
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fpmsl
again!
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