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langey
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munchie mc style title

lol next door found a rat in there bed when they got back off holiday the other day, sisters just ran down stairs screeming, a rat rummaging round in her bin

i've put my bin in her room

mums sayin were gonna have to move lol, she's so terrified, it may aswell be a tiger

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rats are rather big sometimes thou

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we got one at work, looks more like a cat

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We had a rat infestation problem at work recently. We weren't allowed to eat food at our desks.

I never listen to da man! I ain't eating in that poxy excuse for a canteen!
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well its not a rat it was a mouse, but if u heard munch mc, then you'd get what i was on about

mum wont go to bed, dad said, "she'll not be able to sleep tonight she's that scared"

i said "tell her to smoke some reefa with me, then she'l be out like a light"

i thought it was a funny reply, dad wasnt impressed with it
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Rat's are disgusting...
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
well its not a rat it was a mouse, but if u heard munch mc, then you'd get what i was on about

mum wont go to bed, dad said, "she'll not be able to sleep tonight she's that scared"

i said "tell her to smoke some reefa with me, then she'l be out like a light"

i thought it was a funny reply, dad wasnt impressed with it


"I don't smoooookeee daaaa reeeeeffffffaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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Just all get ratarsed and crash out
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Just all get ratarsed and crash out


Boom boom!
langey
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Just all get ratarsed and crash out


dad was also going on about how they go after food and that, might go suggest we get lashed, oreder take away, eat some, leave rest fall asleep, wait for the problem, then solve it with a big bastad shovel
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Just all get ratarsed and crash out


dad was also going on about how they go after food and that, might go suggest we get lashed, oreder take away, eat some, leave rest fall asleep, wait for the problem, then solve it with a big bastad shovel


A small one would be adiquate
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wanna make sure tis dead thou

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Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
wanna make sure tis dead thou


exactly
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Fair doos.

Put some olive oil on the end
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even better, leave it in the microwave (once battered to death) and tell ur mum you left her a nice cake in the microwave

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