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Pierre is crossing a bridge in Paris when he sees Thierry standing outside the railing, leaning forward and about to fall.

"Thierry", he calls out, "What are you doing?"

Thierry responds with "I am going to kill myself!"

"Why Thierry, why?" asks Pierre.

"Why? Why? Do you see this bridge Pierre? I have built hundreds of bridges like this one, all throughout France and all of Europe. Yet, do they call me 'Thierry the Bridge Builder'? NO!"

"Yes, but that is no reason to kill yourself, mon ami!", interjects Pierre.

Thierry speaks up again: "Do you see the rooftops all over the skyline? I have built dozens of buildings all over Paris; yet, do they call me 'Thierry the Skyscraper Builder'? NO!

He continues. "But I suck one dick..."
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shocking
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
shocking


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I got it when i read it the 2nd time.







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someone with a sense of humour
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