Shane
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when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
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City
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
i would also like to know this
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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quote:
Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by Shane
when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
i would also like to know this
yes i feel this is of importance i don't knwo whether its because psychologically u don't want to leave ure beer/drink so u hold it in a bit more and the slight influx of alcohol makes ure bodily functions a bit well 'shoddy' so when u do go its rapid and being saved for a while.....
it's one of those times where u kneel down in close to the bowl in order to prevent a clear up operation in the morning...
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
quote:
Originally posted by Shane
when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
i would also like to know this
yes i feel this is of importance i don't knwo whether its because psychologically u don't want to leave ure beer/drink so u hold it in a bit more and the slight influx of alcohol makes ure bodily functions a bit well 'shoddy' so when u do go its rapid and being saved for a while.....
it's one of those times where u kneel down in close to the bowl in order to prevent a clear up operation in the morning...
Yes... ... sitting down would make you a gay 
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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i find the "lean over bowl with one hand" method to work quite well in this situation - also prevents the "piss on trouser/show" problem also
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dna23
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
quote:
Originally posted by Shane
when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
i would also like to know this
yes i feel this is of importance i don't knwo whether its because psychologically u don't want to leave ure beer/drink so u hold it in a bit more and the slight influx of alcohol makes ure bodily functions a bit well 'shoddy' so when u do go its rapid and being saved for a while.....
it's one of those times where u kneel down in close to the bowl in order to prevent a clear up operation in the morning...
Yes... ... sitting down would make you a gay
blatantly if u were caught cock between legs pushing it down having a pee then... well it's just not right.
wat need's to be discussed is pee'ing with an erection - now thats comedy 
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
quote:
Originally posted by Shane
when u have had a couple and u go for a piss it sprays everywhere
i would also like to know this
yes i feel this is of importance i don't knwo whether its because psychologically u don't want to leave ure beer/drink so u hold it in a bit more and the slight influx of alcohol makes ure bodily functions a bit well 'shoddy' so when u do go its rapid and being saved for a while.....
it's one of those times where u kneel down in close to the bowl in order to prevent a clear up operation in the morning...
Yes... ... sitting down would make you a gay
blatantly if u were caught cock between legs pushing it down having a pee then... well it's just not right.
wat need's to be discussed is pee'ing with an erection - now thats comedy
Yes, pressure washer comes to mind 
[Edited on 29-07-2005 by richard_syko]
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chris-sri
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Stand on the bath and aim down
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by chris-sri
Stand on the bath and aim down
with a boner, i just stand near the door - problem solved 
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dna23
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Northamptonshire
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its getting it in position to go in... it involves a mid way bend with arse out and hand on cock forcing it down
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Dom
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worse is when youre around missus house, extention toilet on house, cant swing a cat around...and you have to force the fucker down at almost 180degrees - ive had many clean up sessions there 
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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Do you always caugh when getting the squares of toilet paper to mop up?
I found getting another piece and pretending to blow your nose is quite a good cover up
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Do you always caugh when getting the squares of toilet paper to mop up?
I found getting another piece and pretending to blow your nose is quite a good cover up
no, down south we have an invention called the lock - its pretty useful
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Do you always caugh when getting the squares of toilet paper to mop up?
I found getting another piece and pretending to blow your nose is quite a good cover up
no, down south we have an invention called the lock - its pretty useful
Kindly S T F U G T F and S M B
Get your self a atlas and check your latitude out dude
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by Dom
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Originally posted by richard_syko
Do you always caugh when getting the squares of toilet paper to mop up?
I found getting another piece and pretending to blow your nose is quite a good cover up
no, down south we have an invention called the lock - its pretty useful
Kindly S T F U G T F and S M B
Get your self a atlas and check your latitude out dude
im not exactly north of newport am i?! GTF dick, your the one that needs to invest in a atlas let alone the locks for the loos you use
still those, taking a piss and you getting a dribble line onto your shoes really ticks me off
[Edited on 29-07-2005 by Dom]
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richard_syko
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Jambo
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FPMSL
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Sam
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North is anything above the M25.
It's grim up north.
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