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Author holy fcuk get that pig up here get that pig!!!!
SetH
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28th Jul 05 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

There coming from the trees!! Charly in the trees! charly in the trees!

Get that pig up here now corporal! god damn it!

shit there everywhere man! call in a god damned air strike!!

BOOOOMMMM!! arrrgghhhhh fuck! fuck!! my armmm Arrgghhh..

Medic!! Medic!

The medic is gone man, Sarge lets get the fuck outta here!!

tbc
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28th Jul 05 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You have been reading too many books and videos mate
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28th Jul 05 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Duck and cover duck and cover!!

pow pow pow BOOOOOM! Shit you ok Corporal?

Yeah never been better Maddock, let's get our shit together and get the hell outta here before we're overrun with gooks!

SetH
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28th Jul 05 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dave

Ill await OJC to do the next paragraph.
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28th Jul 05 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have'nt a clue what film that is
SetH
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28th Jul 05 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its not a film, its my personal memoirs.

you can make up the next bit, what would you do ojc? You are an 18yr old Marine 1000`s of miles from home, the shits hit the fan and youve been ambushed by VC
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28th Jul 05 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no one else a bit worried about seth, his fatties and thinking he's in the marines??
Ojc
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28th Jul 05 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What equipment do I have at my disposal SetH and what are the circumstances?

Do I have any kind of defensive position? i.e, elevated position, decent fox holes? ammo situation?
SetH
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We are shit outta luck, we have been ambushed in a river and only have some rocks for cover. The gooks are trying to flank us and we are outnumbered 2 to 1. The radio is shot to shit, no chance of an airstrike.

you have an M16 with 2 cartridges.

The corporal next to you has an M19 60mm Mortar with a handful of shells.

The marine who was on the pig has just been taken out. the pig is low on ammo but has an ammo belt nearby.
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retreat retreat!! back into the jungle! Get some cover damn it!

It's no use sir! There are too many of them and they have us pinned in!

Shit! Get the pig set up and lets show these gooks we're not going down without a fight!
Ojc
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28th Jul 05 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

River bed in the jungle would mean I the gooks are in elevated positions firing down on us, no chance of staying put and putting down defensive fire with little ammo.

The bloke with the pig and the bloke with the M19 and you would stay behind to lay down covering fire whilst I try to find a elevated well covered defensive position to sit it out.
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28th Jul 05 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ollie, there are only 2 of you
Ojc
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28th Jul 05 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Two of us, well we are right royally FUBAR
SetH
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28th Jul 05 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No there are more:

SGT SetH Apone
CPL Joker
Private Pile
Private Heffermuncher
Private OJC
Private Dave 'The mincer' Jones
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
No there are more:

SGT SetH Apone
CPL Joker
Private Pile
Private Heffermuncher
Private OJC
Private Dave 'The mincer' Jones


PMSL
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28th Jul 05 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where the fcuk is Private Moosepig Sgt!?

Don't tell me they got him as well?

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28th Jul 05 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its like that classic game cannon fodder http://www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/game/60
Ojc
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28th Jul 05 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't want a M16 though, I want either to have picked up a AK47 from a dead gook or a M14.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I don't want a M16 though, I want either to have picked up a AK47 from a dead gook or a M14.


here here..

at least the AK will still work if it starts to rain
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ah Cannon Fodder...that game rules

I have 1 & 2 for the Amiga at home.

 
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