ryansss
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Did anyone else get given a pink stress pig promoting some retail web site?
I got mine outside Fenchurch st station. Its great for throwing at people in the office.
If you did get one, lets have the top 5 things you can do with a stress pig
[Edited on 25-07-2005 by ryansss]
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--Dave--
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1 - throw at colleague
2 - hide from colleague (like Tim and Gareth from The Office)
3 - Eat
4 - Use as sex toy
5 - Play office football with it
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ryansss
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1. Stick in charlotte churches gob
2. Chuck it at the office totty
3. see how far you can boot it
4. Set light to it
5. turn it into a pen holder
[Edited on 25-07-2005 by ryansss]
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ryansss
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
4 - Use as sex toy
Dont fancy sticking it up my arse, but ill give it to one of the girls to play with
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--Dave--
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it fit nicely up mine? there was room to spare as well
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ryansss
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I just made myself look silly. Went for a long shot up the office, but hit an overhead light. He bounced back at me. Damn pig
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