Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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god tells adam,i've good news and bad news.what do you want first? adam says, good news.god says, im giving you a penis and a brain.you'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect. adam replies wonderful! whats the bad news? god says im only giving you enough blood supply to work one at a time.
its funny coz its true
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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indeed it is funny cause its true 
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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indeed it is funny cause its true
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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a drunk staggers into a catholic church and sits in the confession box but says nothing,the bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention,but still no reply,the priest knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.finally the drunk replies"no use knocking,theres no paper in this one either"
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