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Rus
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8th Jul 05 at 22:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was visiting an old forum i use to go to (bluesfear) and just going through some of my old topics. found this joke....



two guys. 50th story balcony.

first one says: if you jump off, the wind will carry you to the 10th floor, spin you around, then blow you back up.
sencond guy goes: i dunno...

first guy jump off, spins, and comes back up. so the second guy is like "okay" and jumps. splat. hits the ground.

bartender comes out and says, "superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk"
Rus
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8th Jul 05 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
3 nuns are sitting on a bench.

A guy jumps out of a nearby bush and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke. but the 3rd one's arm is too short.
Mattb
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8th Jul 05 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up its arse??

a ba-BOOM!
sxi16vjoe
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8th Jul 05 at 22:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

 
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