Rob H
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Registered: 28th Oct 00
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Sitting in the pub last night, the usual random topics come out.
We got onto the subject of what you do when you get pissed off with your computer.
"Why does the monitor always get the shit?"
"Uh?"
"The monitor, It doesnt do anything, it just shows you what the CPU's doing doesnt it?"
"Suppose"
"So why do you always feel the need to punch it when you computer freezes? Its not its fault is it?"
"Suppose its kinda like shooting the messanger"
Other ones were whacking the mouse on the desk, and the best is punching the keyboard, so that not only do you confuse your already dying computer, if you do it hard enough, or like me have a wireless one and throw it at the wall, you make "Keyboard Rain", and have to spend the next half hour trying to remeber where all the keys went 
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Nath
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I throw my xbox joypad on the floor when i'm getting pissed off. It now sounds like a babies rattle
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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My right trigger always stays on half.
Fucking gay when your playing a racing game.
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Rob H
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This was also mentioned. My mates PS2 controllers not have big while stress marks in the plastic from the twisting action we've givent them when playing GT4 . His also bounce well off walls and floors, although to a similar result with a plastic piece broken off inside, that sometimes stops you pressing R2... which again results in it being bounced of the wall when playing fighting games. Vishious circle .
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richard_syko
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Registered: 17th Dec 03
Location: Newport, Wales
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Computers genrally fuck me off now.
So glad I`m not going into IT.
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by richard_syko
My right trigger always stays on half.
Fucking gay when your playing a racing game.
doing some hardcore brake riding then
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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i don't get mad at my PC
I just punch the wife

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Carl
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quote: Originally posted by mav
i don't get mad at my PC
I just punch the wife

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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote: Originally posted by mav
i don't get mad at my PC
I just punch the wife

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Jambo
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Adam-D
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Location: Cheshire
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its wrong but funny
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