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Andrew
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8th Jul 05 at 18:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mobile rings so i pull over. Next thing, some fat ugly pregnant women walks to the driver side wing and says something. I press the button to open the window and she askes if i'm looking for business I know i'm desperate like but for fucks sake By the way, i was chatting to my Mum
Haimsey
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8th Jul 05 at 18:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

your reply was?

[Edited on 08-07-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]


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richard_syko
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8th Jul 05 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your mum was asking you for business.

WTF?
Andrew
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8th Jul 05 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
your reply was?

[Edited on 08-07-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]


I said no and she goes oh OK. By this point i'm on the move chatting on the phone. Goes around the block to get back on the main road and she's at another car
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sounds like a stalker mate


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Andrew
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8th Jul 05 at 18:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She was nasty, proper minging I wouldn't touch her if she paid me.
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8th Jul 05 at 20:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sure you would


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Andrew
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Lets just say it's put me off wanking tonight. She was nasty
richard_syko
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If the price is right
Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
If the price is right


Well someone gave her that bump and i can asure you it was not me
richard_syko
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quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
If the price is right


Well someone gave her that bump and i can asure you it was not me


Clinic?
Dom
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8th Jul 05 at 20:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

didnt paul say he got laid tonight??
Andrew
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Paul will have every sexual transmitted disease under the sun then if he even showed her the cock.
Dom
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probably

 
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