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Cybermonkey
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
She's 5 years old
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Cybermonkey
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i bet they have group sex
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
i bet they have group sex
Definately, i might email them and see if i can get involved. You want in?
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Cybermonkey
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do bears shit in the woods?
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Brett
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They do indeed shit in the woods, and they do it often. However, it's nothing like those toilet paper commercials lead you to believe. Most bears use Charmin, not Cottonelle, and actually prefer Charmin Double Rolls. You know, the one with the ridges that make your ass feel real nice? Mmmm. If you see a bear in mid-evacuation, just say hello, ask how he's doing, and keep walking.
[Edited on 08-07-2005 by loafofbrett]
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Cybermonkey
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i live in Australia, i do not know of Charmin or Cottonelle anymore used to enjoy going for a shite just to use that quilted bliss
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
i live in Australia, i do not know of Charmin or Cottonelle anymore used to enjoy going for a shite just to use that quilted bliss
i'm feel sorry for you 
i will fax some charmin to you immediately
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Tom
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You'd have thought they would have had bear bogs by now the dirty sods, I think saying they use charmin is a just a cheap advertising trick cos' we can all relate to how a bear feels with a soft bum
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Cybermonkey
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excellent my northern england chum
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Cybermonkey
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oh i will send back a Kangaroo 'back scratcher' Paw. 
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--Dave--
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you should try the rolls they have at work 
Like wiping your ass with sand paper i tell thee. Bad if you shit more than twice a day
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
oh i will send back a Kangaroo 'back scratcher' Paw. 
i'm not sure you'll be able to fax it mate! 
try texting it
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Tom
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Tracing paper dave
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Cybermonkey
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MMS?
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Brett
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
MMS?
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
Tracing paper dave
indeed : (
I regularly suffer from a bleeding anus
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Tom
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So do I but it's usually from trying to thumb myself
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
So do I but it's usually from trying to thumb myself
thumb isn't a problem, it's when I start to use more than two fingers
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Tom
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I must be tight
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--Dave--
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I like to put 1 or two up there whilst beating one off. So many different sensations all at once...
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Tom
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I need loosening up .... dave
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
I need loosening up .... dave

I heard Paul likes tight girls, he may take you up on your offer...
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